Once upona time... (112)
PrincessErinbrooklyn heights, Ohio USA4 Threads 294 PostsShe stopped to catch her breath and try to collect her thoughts. "what am I going to do?!" she thought to herself.....
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I must be nuts, but here we go again. She timidly pick up the phone and slowly dials the number.. it rings... and she hears............
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"She hears, a low voice, that sounds startled...saying.."Hello" .,"
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"Is that you again? I told you to put me on your do not call list.. My next move will be to call the Attorney General. "
Motified by yet another wrong number she slams the phone into it's cradle and.......
Motified by yet another wrong number she slams the phone into it's cradle and.......
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Then she realizes that the phone call was just another dumb move from the government to sell or probe her finances...
SO she opens up the fridge, to get a cold one....
SO she opens up the fridge, to get a cold one....
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but decides an pint of ice cream would help her out more. So she reaches for some "Chunky Monkey" only to discover........
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THAT SOMEONE ATE HER CHUNKY MONKEY, so she slams the freezer door shut, and looks in the cabinet only to find...
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she accidently put her "Chunky Monkey" in the cabinet the night before after tying one on drinking slushy Miller Genuine Draft, because she found it...........
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a book .. !!
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along with the miller and a good book she found, she heard someone at the door knocking oh so slightly, then as she got up to go get it the phone starts ringing, and the knocking is still there what can she do...
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So she says hold on to the door, and picks up the phone and says "Hello", and she hears that low, grumble of a man's voice saying,"I can see your right now."
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"Oh Card, you silly thing! Quit your goofing or I'll get one of the girls after you. Have you heard anything yet?" she waited...
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"oh you cheeky boy." *snicker...
"I need you help me find...."
"I need you help me find...."
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my marbles i think i have lost them...
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"...lost them trying to figure out what to send my secret crush for Christmas."
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send me a nice mix cd...you create, and i'll send myself...
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"...over to his house to deliver it for you."
"You're actually going to ..."
"You're actually going to ..."
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be there dec 25...with a bow on...what do you think...
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I think you'll scare him!
*paaahahahahaaaa...
*paaahahahahaaaa...
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not a horror movie, like to watch the ........------ This thread is Archived ------
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