Are you ready to die? ( Archived) (4)

Dec 21, 2007 8:55 AM CST Are you ready to die?
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, "Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door."

Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, "I want a shave!" The barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be with you in a moment." The barber went in the back and prayed a quick desperate prayer saying, "God, the first customer came in and I'm going to witness to him. So please give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen."

Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying, "Good morning sir. I have a question for you..........Are you ready to die?"
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Dec 21, 2007 9:04 AM CST Are you ready to die?
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cute
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Dec 21, 2007 9:09 AM CST Are you ready to die?
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still have people to piss off...rolling on the floor laughing


hug
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Dec 21, 2007 10:36 AM CST Are you ready to die?
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
i can see the joke went over your head.
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