I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency. ( Archived) (10)

Mar 31, 2006 4:30 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
My holografic program is fully functional and have the remedies for all problems.
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Mar 31, 2006 4:34 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
TexasTornado
TexasTornadoTexasTornadofairfield, USA22 Threads 2,701 Posts
yes dr. pill if you will,, my problem is this spot right here above my right breast.. would you mind feeling around and seeing if you feel anything
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Mar 31, 2006 4:36 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
dbert
dbertdbertParis, Ile-de-France France29 Threads 884 Posts
I'll hold the lamp for you, joovist.
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Mar 31, 2006 4:37 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
dbert
dbertdbertParis, Ile-de-France France29 Threads 884 Posts
Wait! I'm getting a pain in my left breast, my heart being broken!
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Mar 31, 2006 4:38 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
I´m sorry, my holografic program limits me to verbal and visual contact. If you send me a picture of th affected area I will soon have a cure for you.
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Mar 31, 2006 4:39 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
A broken heart by a twister can only be fixed by a screwdriver.
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Mar 31, 2006 4:44 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
dbert
dbertdbertParis, Ile-de-France France29 Threads 884 Posts
While I'm waiting, I'll try rum.
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Mar 31, 2006 5:02 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
This program is now on standby. State the emergency and a answer will soon follow.
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Mar 31, 2006 6:34 PM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
My left arm just fell off. I plucked this hair off my shoulder and, the whole arm just hit the floor. Paws
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Apr 1, 2006 2:05 AM CST I´m Doctor Pill, please state the cause of the emergency.
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
You have only caught a slight touch of lepracy. Don´t worry unless your head fall off. Meanwhile use tigerbalsam on the affected areas.
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