the crystal ball WOW (38)

Jan 2, 2008 7:26 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK29 Threads 2 Polls 299 Posts
hi yer claribo. No im trying to be very serious.
And knowing you live ALL the way up in Scotland Glasgow. i know it can get cold up there . So please dont you be burning your furniture top stay warm
My romanian girlfriend spent my heating allowance on LOGS. . But to get to your future. . for 2008.

i honestly think you should set your alarm clock for 2009. .
But seeing you dont want the bad news. ill tell you the Good news.

I can see youi trudging in the scottish highlands looking for winter wear. Then you see a distant sign. . SALE on for winter wear.

you think should i buy or not.

But the cold is bitter. . Even the Bells whiskey wont keep the cold out
So you buy the clothing.

As you approach your friends they stare in amazement.

You look liker a Siberian princess dressed in your all white polar bear clothing.
. But beware of SNOW PLOUGHS. they wont distinguish you from snow

The summer months Great. You will win a holiday for 2 in IRAQ.

only then you will have to win another one to get home to bonny scotland. take care god bess and a very happy new year
Jan 2, 2008 7:45 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK29 Threads 2 Polls 299 Posts
the inter is having a interlude.

as im trying to do a psychological profile on myself.

im sure there is insanity in my family.


i done a family tree search at great expense

only to find that i came from a MONKEY.


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Jan 2, 2008 8:06 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
bubbles69
bubbles69bubbles69Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK17 Threads 1 Polls 1,984 Posts
When you climb down from your tree could you have a peep into your crystal ball for me please.grin
Jan 3, 2008 10:42 AM CST the crystal ball WOW
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK29 Threads 2 Polls 299 Posts
well bubbles i took the liberty of checking your profile/

Only to assist me in reading your future.
WELL. i did get six lottery numbers chosen for myself. c/o the crystal bll.

AND i only was 5 numbers short from the jackpot.

Your numbers however. chosen were as follows

11/2/32/41/23/21/

So next week just pay me for the services rendered.
So you will need a BIG hand bag.
m Yes i see you have a fixation with Richard E grant.

But to your surprise you will find a GRANT only it will be RUSSEL GRANT
NO your year will be a good one unsurpassed in surprises.
. There will be a interim period were you will wonder the path you choose to follow.
But fear not .livingh in the Metropolis of LONDON . You will be decisive. . And having come ont this site. Even to the point of consutimg my CRYSTAL ball
You will find . CONTENTMENT. money wise . this will be for you to use those chosen numbers
The ball does not lie.
My Riomanian girl friend has endorsed these predictions.

as being valid and correct
Altho She has.nt read your profile
She read mine and just shook her head

So go forth. and look forwards to a very surprising year.
Jan 3, 2008 10:59 AM CST the crystal ball WOW
bubbles69
bubbles69bubbles69Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK17 Threads 1 Polls 1,984 Posts
Thank you for my reading, I will of course be doing the lottry with the numbers you gave and I will be sending you a postcard from some exotic place very soon afterwards. Thank you.kiss
Are you quite sure it was Russel and not Richard?moping
Jan 3, 2008 1:30 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
predit my fate pleasegrin
Jan 3, 2008 1:30 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
ernie64
ernie64ernie64stoke, UK81 Posts
was only joking buddy,asylum seeker from liverpool, you seeking asylum from asylum seekers? best seek it else where other than the UK, you have too much free time on ur hands dude happy new year

beer
Jan 3, 2008 2:58 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK29 Threads 2 Polls 299 Posts
gud on yer Ernie. . Yes your right. i do have a abundance of free time. Its what you call retirement.

so with this new found talent. i wont have anymore free . time.

Just shows what a pound can buy you..

But must go Ernie as another client has knocks on my door.

But believe it or not i did use to be on the tele.


then i fell of it
Jan 3, 2008 3:25 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK29 Threads 2 Polls 299 Posts
yes pilipala. Funny but i knew you would show up.

i felt your kinetic energy. flowing thru the internet.

]] what ever happened to baby jane]] Now i know
But you have come to the right thread. No other site can offer you predictions that WILL come true.
Ive just had to put to new batteries into the BALL.

its funny tho as when you shake it the Glitter starts to move about

Well you have come here for what we call in the trade THE FULL MONTY
My name now is known in the remotest of places Afganistan.

Iraq. And the Australian out back

But you being from the welsh valleys have no fear regarding your FATE. Its so promising.
your love life looks very promising. prnce charming will appear for you.
And on this SITE. . He happens to work in the ZEPPELIN industry.

he has good credencials. having worked as a goat herder and before that as a basket weaver

You must however be prepared to relocate to central mongolia.

And learn to be a sheep shearer. and a part time candle maker.

Dont wory tho as money is of no consequence

you wont need it there.

So get ready o say GOOD BYE to the happy valleys

Do you have any Snow shoes???
Jan 3, 2008 3:45 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
Damm and blast prince charming a goat hearder and me alergic to goats. I can feel my eyes puffing up already rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 3, 2008 8:58 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
porsha69
porsha69porsha69Birmingham, UK4 Threads 1,422 Posts
Oh bab. Oh Interflite, oh great one that you are!!!

How right you and your ball(s) are!!! ;)

Not only am I buying new clothes, and not from oxfam this time! But also, not only did the milkman get payed, SO did the paper man!!!

I will also be visiting the Capital of Culture as you predicted, as my sis whom lives in Liverpool (as if you hadn't guessed?) has invited me and my sproggies up there for next school holidays. - Which isn't bizarre really as she does that every year!!! - Anyway...

I think the only down side of your prediction is the male side!! But is a long year ahead of me yet, so who knows!!! ;) LOL

Thanks again Interflite, yet again another pound well spent (Cheque in post!)

Jo cheers
Jan 4, 2008 8:57 AM CST the crystal ball WOW
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Thanks Interflite.
This thread has really had me rolling on the floor laughing
Brilliant applause
Jan 4, 2008 9:21 AM CST the crystal ball WOW
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK29 Threads 2 Polls 299 Posts
Hi xxxxx lilyxxxxxx. Plus another xx for you

Anyway thank you BUT i think i will have to relinquise. . funny word for me to use i hope youi know the meaning as i dont.
but ive given the task of reading this BALL to my romanian friend.

She is well use to reading tea leaves Tarot cards . and even to the point of conducting a SEANCE live on the internet.

this could be a voyage of discover. But if we need to join hands. We.ll certainly need long ones.
. I only bought her some BEADS today. oncev again in the pound shop.

So She is very optimistic. Im not
So we wait for some unusual predictions.

Take care xxxxxx lily xxxxx i hope your predictions come true. Im still waiting for mine
Jan 4, 2008 12:26 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Awwww, well it was nice while it lasted.
Maybe your Romanian friend will lend you it back from time to time? dunno

I hope my predictions come true too, but I to be honest, I can't see it. I mean, Tescos??? confused I only shop in M&S, silly doh laugh

X X, back at ya kiss
Jan 4, 2008 1:29 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
ernie64
ernie64ernie64stoke, UK81 Posts
pilipala you have to read between the lines, hes leading you on Jimmy Page was lead guitarist for led zeppelin, I think this fellas dazed and confused and just after a whole lot of love, but your over the hills and far away lol
Jan 4, 2008 3:14 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK29 Threads 2 Polls 299 Posts
nice to see your input Ernie. especialy when my romanian lady is taking over.

i did.nt mean LED ZEPPELIN. not that i know of them i meant them things filled with HYROGEN.

. So hope fully the Romanian lady can predict your future. But here English is.nt that good.

The joke she told me today im stll wondering what it meant

about a Necrophiliac flogging a dead horse.?????

At the moment my typing hand is seizing

Id gve my right hand to be ambidexterous take care and always nice to see you
Jan 4, 2008 3:30 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK29 Threads 2 Polls 299 Posts
hi Ernie. i meant to ask you if you could take over the BALL for the next week

its easy enough. the ball does the work for you.. Ive just had JERRY SPRINGER e mail me regards stealing hs audience.

So what about it ERN?? The reason i need a break is that my Romanian lady friend has put GARLIC all over the house.

The only thing she cant read are tea bags. anything else no problems. So hopefully the next person anting t know about there future in 2008 . you will be in the driving seat.

Good luck. Only tell them the good news tho peace
Jan 18, 2008 2:14 PM CST the crystal ball WOW
st712
st712st712Cheshire, UK149 Posts
yer i bought a cRYTAL BALL in the pound shop before christmas.

To my amazment it shows the future for 2008.

Regarding myself it shows a abundance of wealth coming my way.. Caribbean cruises . It predicts me going into the fast lane of life.
It also predicts me meeting the woman of mydreams on CS.

Just offer me your user nameIF you dare and see what the future hold for YOU.






............try gettin' a refund man
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