just another joke ( Archived) (7)

Yeah, if your wondering, I get bored easily. Here's another joke, hope you like it.

A sheriff had been trying to catch a poacher for a very long time. The sheriff would always notice that the man would go fishing and return with an enormous catch. Every time. He suspected the man to be a poacher, but didn't know how he was doing it. He tried and tried and tried to catch him, but never did. Finally, the sheriff decided to try something new. He decided that he would befriend the man and get him to take him fishing. After a year or so, the two became very good friends. Finally, one day, the man asked if the sheriff wanted to go fishing with him. The sheriff gladly accepted, thinking, this is my chance. They took the man boat out to a secluded spot on the river, and just let the boat drift. The man pulled a box out from under his seat and pulled a stick of dynamite out of the box. He lit the fuse and threw it into the water. The stick exploded under water, the fish floated to the top, and the man started to scoop them up with a net. The sheriff smiled and said, " So that's how you been doing it all this time!" Then man lit another stick and handed it to the sheriff. " I should arrest you right now, and take you to jail." The man looked at the sheriff and said, "Are you gonna talk, or are you gonna fish?!"

How do crazy people walk thru the woods?
They take the pyschopaths

What's the dope on keith richards?

What shakin with jello?

How 'bout vegetarians, what's their beef?

Just a few one liners, cause I'm bored, and as usual the only one within a hundred miles that's awake.

Well, I'm an hour behind you here at around 2:30 am. Good to know I still got it! B)

Well, I'm an hour behind you
here at around 2:30 am. Good to know I still got it!