I cost `$3000 A night ( Archived) (220)

A hot buffet

$2960
that's the sticker price. this model isn't the sports or luxury model, but let me tell you: there is plenty of anything you could want. as far as hp, you can it get to a nice top speed, but if i were you, i'd only use that in the case of an emergency. ;) luxury: dress it up, dress it down, tattoo it, paint it -and it's still nice enough to take to dinner to meet your parents. the sound system (mouth): yes, i do admit, this system is quite the selling point: it can whisper sweet nothings in 4 languages until you fall asleep or you can scare the hell out of the neighbors by singing, but to do that, you'll need to purchase specially formulated alcohol and a johnny cash album. BOTH come with the purchase if you pay in cash.
'muse it, re-use it, but you certainly don't want to lose it. apply now for your own private membership card and get a free test ride.
just call 555-2960.
WARNING: lifetime warranty void if product is purposely damaged. do not use cigarette smoking feature near oxygen tanks, children, or paper factories.
extra features include: amateur guitar playing mode, movie commentary, and breakfast-made-easy cookbook.
limited supply. check with regional sales rep. for locations near you.

and you don't need a knife or fork

fork you all for a dollar OMG not again

forks are free no money needed