Gentle Thoughts for Today... (7)
Brilliant. 
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Nice, I like those.
"Make the words you say today tender, warm and sweet, for tomorrow they may well be words you'll have to eat!"
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Nice, I like those.
"Make the words you say today tender, warm and sweet, for tomorrow they may well be words you'll have to eat!"
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so true my friend, so true. 
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Good morning, everyone!
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Good Morning folks
My favourite "The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."
I remember it well when my mum used to call all my names out on the street..the sweat would break out on me ..petrified to go home
My favourite "The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."
I remember it well when my mum used to call all my names out on the street..the sweat would break out on me ..petrified to go home
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog
run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL.'
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to
blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For exampl e I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
don't hurt .
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together
it spells 'Theirs.'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way; I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a
nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull
up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf .
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth,
AMEN.