Sleeping Mary (171)
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Mary where are you.
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cathy61: Happy Friday everyone.
Mary's asleep in class.Teacher asks:"Who created the universe?"When Mary didnt stir[she was sleepin]her pal Jim jabbed her in back with a pen.
'GOD ALMIGHTY!'shouted Mary.Later the teacher asks:"Who is Our Saviour?"Again Jim prods Mary with pen and she shouts:"JESUS CHRIST!"Teacher is determined to'catch'Mary asleep,so asks:"What did Eve say to Adam,after they had their'23rd.'child?'
Again,Jim comes to rescue by jabbing Mary and she shouts:"IF YOU STICK THAT F......Thing IN ME,ONCE MORE,I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF+PUSH IT UP YOUR
A.......".....The Teacher fainted!!!
Mary's asleep in class.Teacher asks:"Who created the universe?"When Mary didnt stir[she was sleepin]her pal Jim jabbed her in back with a pen.
'GOD ALMIGHTY!'shouted Mary.Later the teacher asks:"Who is Our Saviour?"Again Jim prods Mary with pen and she shouts:"JESUS CHRIST!"Teacher is determined to'catch'Mary asleep,so asks:"What did Eve say to Adam,after they had their'23rd.'child?'
Again,Jim comes to rescue by jabbing Mary and she shouts:"IF YOU STICK THAT F......Thing IN ME,ONCE MORE,I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF+PUSH IT UP YOUR
A.......".....The Teacher fainted!!!
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Mary Mary Mary Where are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Along comes Mary.
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gtbulldog: Along comes Mary.
Where i dont see her
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kissmedeeply: Where i dont see her
"Along Comes Mary" is a song composed by Tandyn Almer, originally recorded in 1966 by The Association, and released on their debut album And Then... Along Comes the Association. It was their first hit and reached #7 on the U.S. charts. It has been covered by several artists, most notably the The Manhattan Transfer------ This thread is Archived ------
gtbulldog: "Along Comes Mary" is a song composed by Tandyn Almer, originally recorded in 1966 by The Association, and released on their debut album And Then... Along Comes the Association. It was their first hit and reached #7 on the U.S. charts. It has been covered by several artists, most notably the The Manhattan Transfer
I thought you meant you were talking to her and she was coming to this thread
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I guess this is a Mary thread
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kissmedeeply: I thought you meant you were talking to her and she was coming to this thread
Maybe.She could be anywhere
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Mary you have a fan club here.
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I'm here. 
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sensitive: I'm here.
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Now we need to find Joanne.
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sensitive: I'm here.
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sensitive: Now we need to find Joanne.
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Mary's asleep in class.Teacher asks:"Who created the universe?"When Mary didnt stir[she was sleepin]her pal Jim jabbed her in back with a pen.
'GOD ALMIGHTY!'shouted Mary.Later the teacher asks:"Who is Our Saviour?"Again Jim prods Mary with pen and she shouts:"JESUS CHRIST!"Teacher is determined to'catch'Mary asleep,so asks:"What did Eve say to Adam,after they had their'23rd.'child?'
Again,Jim comes to rescue by jabbing Mary and she shouts:"IF YOU STICK THAT F......Thing IN ME,ONCE MORE,I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF+PUSH IT UP YOUR
A.......".....The Teacher fainted!!!