BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER (10)
ROFLMAO!!!
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Cool joke! I like it. Keep them coming! Good job!
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good one, even if i am blonde
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haha! awesome..
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all 3 are pregnant and were sitting outside the doctors office waiting for their scans to see the babys gender..
so they all start talking and the brunette says "i heard if you did on top your gonna have a boy"
then the redhead quickly replied "i heard if you did it underneath you were gonna have a girl"
as the blonde stared blankly ahead of her, the brunette asks her whats wrong?? the blonde replies "oh my god.... im gonna have puppies!!"
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all 3 are pregnant and were sitting outside the doctors office waiting for their scans to see the babys gender..
so they all start talking and the brunette says "i heard if you did on top your gonna have a boy"
then the redhead quickly replied "i heard if you did it underneath you were gonna have a girl"
as the blonde stared blankly ahead of her, the brunette asks her whats wrong?? the blonde replies "oh my god.... im gonna have puppies!!"
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Tamarory: haha! awesome..
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all 3 are pregnant and were sitting outside the doctors office waiting for their scans to see the babys gender..
so they all start talking and the brunette says "i heard if you did on top your gonna have a boy"
then the redhead quickly replied "i heard if you did it underneath you were gonna have a girl"
as the blonde stared blankly ahead of her, the brunette asks her whats wrong?? the blonde replies "oh my god.... im gonna have puppies!!"
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all 3 are pregnant and were sitting outside the doctors office waiting for their scans to see the babys gender..
so they all start talking and the brunette says "i heard if you did on top your gonna have a boy"
then the redhead quickly replied "i heard if you did it underneath you were gonna have a girl"
as the blonde stared blankly ahead of her, the brunette asks her whats wrong?? the blonde replies "oh my god.... im gonna have puppies!!"
that one has been around for some time....still makes me laugh though..
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!
Good one...
Good one...
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Love it....these are some oldies but goodies that I remember from grade school....
What do you call a row of blonds??....a wind tunnel!
What do you call a bunch of blonds in a freezer???....frosted flakes (why a bunch of blonds would be in a freezer I have no ides)
How do you kill a blonde?....put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool....
Okay those a lot funnier when I was 10!
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...' he said with a deep sigh . . .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'