the perfect woman! (5)
So umm ...did you get her number?
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Zeloniy: So umm ...did you get her number?
why? i need driving lessons??
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skwidwurd: why? i need driving lessons??
I kind of figured you ware the first on the scene of an accident ... toke her insurance information and all that since she hit your poll ... *clears throat*
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Zeloniy: I kind of figured you ware the first on the scene of an accident ... toke her insurance information and all that since she hit your poll ...
*clears throat*
*clears throat*
to hell with that. i'm just gonna run off with santas sack
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One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a SUV) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident.