2008 Investments (5)
------ This thread is Archived ------
BamaBoy74: RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
>
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> now be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recyc ling REFUND,
> you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> now be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recyc ling REFUND,
> you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg.
Sounds like a plan!!!
... 
... tho possible downfall... having to spend all ur savings on a new liver 
------ This thread is Archived ------
So that's what I'm doing wrong! Thanks fer da tip.
------ This thread is Archived ------
sweet
------ This thread is Archived ------
This Thread is Archived
This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.
« Go back to All Threads
« Go back to All Threads
More Threads
Kultur-multur
Gal / sdarlagg passed away on April 10, 2024
Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
One week of the most outrageous GOP leadership!
See It All The Time
Unions support Democrats!
Have it both ways!
Why is this shameful?
your favorite topic?
I'm a 53 YEAR'S YUNG MAN that lives back in the 80s
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
467 Views
4 Comments
Created: Mar 2008
Last Viewed: Apr 8
Last Commented: Mar 2008
0 Likes
Related Forums
- Kultur-multur
- Gal / sdarlagg passed away on April 10, 2024
- Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
- One week of the most outrageous GOP leadership!
- See It All The Time
- Unions support Democrats!
- Have it both ways!
- Why is this shameful?
- your favorite topic?
- I'm a 53 YEAR'S YUNG MAN that lives back in the 80s
>
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> now be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recyc ling REFUND,
> you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg.