What are the signs that you have matured? (47)
RobbieM: I know what you meant, and i know i'm nearly half dead!
Anyone got a spare zimmerframe?
Anyone got a spare zimmerframe?
Nope, but I got some water-proof shoes... any good?
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When you fill like a botle of age old wine
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pencilartist: When you fill like a botle of age old wine
Anything particular in mind?? Pick the right one and you get a prize....!!
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Nothing discernable from the outside. I'm still the little miscreant I always was!
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roseofsharon: Nope, but I got some water-proof shoes... any good?
Gimme a new waterproof fluffy hat and a chequered blanket to put over my knee and push me towards the old peoples home.I certainly could use help with the commode emptying.
If i forget with my altziemers i might make a mistake with confusing the large mixing bowl and the clear commode..anyone want some cake?
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RobbieM: Gimme a new waterproof fluffy hat and a chequered blanket to put over my knee and push me towards the old peoples home.I certainly could use help with the commode emptying.
If i forget with my altziemers i might make a mistake with confusing the large mixing bowl and the clear commode..anyone want some cake?
If i forget with my altziemers i might make a mistake with confusing the large mixing bowl and the clear commode..anyone want some cake?
Is that the same hat you were wearing in Dublin then??
As for the old people's home, Robbie.... your place is already booked, love!! 
I hate to tell ya this though, but the person occupying the room next to yours keeps lots of strange pets... if you get my drift. Ya don't mind though, do ya??!! You'll need a pair of scissors though, eh.....??As for the commode thing.... sorry, bud, you're on yer own!! You wanna start thinking about leakproof Calvins then, don't ya?? And, nooooo.... don't put them you-know-where, eh??!!
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BTW... die of old age?? Bloody hell, mate... you're ALREADY forty!! You'd better get a move on, you haven't got much time, ya know...!!
I know what you meant, and i know i'm nearly half dead!
Anyone got a spare zimmerframe?