Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire ( Archived) (90)

ooooooooooooooooh OK!! well continue on then TJ!!

so...when i go on that...other site...and ASK her...she's gonna back this up?

i am pretty sure honest is one of them there requirements, mister!


ck, were you applying?

would i lie :)

just pass'n through for now thought I'd drop in and see how the hunt was going.

as long as you are here...fill this out!

where was i, oh that's right...

1. are you well-off? or ... at least have a job? or...let's see...do you have the thought of taking care of yourself at least every once in a while?

i have a job and a nice cosy little apartment on the upper west side..........of perth

2. will you put out at least once a day if requested?

i will put out at least TWICE a day, more if required.

3. do you like kids?

I'm a cancerian...what more do i need to say.

4. will you...cook, clean, wash clothes...do dishes? how about at least not get upset if SHE chooses not to?

yes, love too, yes, yes,

5. do you possess the ability to be faithful? always?

Always, is there any other way..

6. will you hold her when she cries, love her no matter what, kiss her every day...let her know what a doll she is...take some of her load...and make her smile no matter what?

i'll do my best, i'll do my very best.

7. will you show complete trust...let her keep her friends...don't expect her to be in the wrong?

Sure, and i hope so, can't live in eachothers pockets all the time.

8. will you promise to show her your tender side, as well as your tough one?

i'll show her more than my tender side (see ques 2)

9. will you protect her from the rest of the world? or at least hold her hand so she doesn't have to face it alone?

as that song says "Side by side - through all kinds of weather"

10. will you promise to learn something new about her every day...so that your understanding will continue to grow?

Always


11. will you...place her mind always above her body? knowing the greatest turn-on is the human mind?

i love brains, i'm also partial to livers and kidneys :)

but if i write on the screen I won't be able to see what's going on, then I'll have to get the whiteout and then I'll be in real trouble, I'm not good at filling out applications........jk lol

the answer is NO to all the questions lol

tsk, tsk...metaphor...you are NOT considered. you may go.

j...your application is being processed...and you are currently in first.

ck? your turn

repeat NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo