Okay everyone...i wanna make sure my friend is a happy person in her life...she truly deserves to be so.
to do this...i am gonna take applications from ya...to see if you are truly worthy of her wondrousness. because any man lucky enough to end up with her...would be blessed indeed!
1. are you well-off? or ... at least have a job? or...let's see...do you have the thought of taking care of yourself at least every once in a while?
2. will you put out at least once a day if requested?
3. do you like kids?
4. will you...cook, clean, wash clothes...do dishes? how about at least not get upset if SHE chooses not to?
5. do you possess the ability to be faithful? always?
6. will you hold her when she cries, love her no matter what, kiss her every day...let her know what a doll she is...take some of her load...and make her smile no matter what?
7. will you show complete trust...let her keep her friends...don't expect her to be in the wrong?
8. will you promise to show her your tender side, as well as your tough one?
9. will you protect her from the rest of the world? or at least hold her hand so she doesn't have to face it alone?
10. will you promise to learn something new about her every day...so that your understanding will continue to grow?
11. will you...place her mind always above her body? knowing the greatest turn-on is the human mind?
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to do this...i am gonna take applications from ya...to see if you are truly worthy of her wondrousness. because any man lucky enough to end up with her...would be blessed indeed!
1. are you well-off? or ... at least have a job? or...let's see...do you have the thought of taking care of yourself at least every once in a while?
2. will you put out at least once a day if requested?
3. do you like kids?
4. will you...cook, clean, wash clothes...do dishes? how about at least not get upset if SHE chooses not to?
5. do you possess the ability to be faithful? always?
6. will you hold her when she cries, love her no matter what, kiss her every day...let her know what a doll she is...take some of her load...and make her smile no matter what?
7. will you show complete trust...let her keep her friends...don't expect her to be in the wrong?
8. will you promise to show her your tender side, as well as your tough one?
9. will you protect her from the rest of the world? or at least hold her hand so she doesn't have to face it alone?
10. will you promise to learn something new about her every day...so that your understanding will continue to grow?
11. will you...place her mind always above her body? knowing the greatest turn-on is the human mind?
well, now...maybe we'll get somewhere...*wink*