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Apr 17, 2006 8:09 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
Okay everyone...i wanna make sure my friend is a happy person in her life...she truly deserves to be so.

to do this...i am gonna take applications from ya...to see if you are truly worthy of her wondrousness. because any man lucky enough to end up with her...would be blessed indeed!

1. are you well-off? or ... at least have a job? or...let's see...do you have the thought of taking care of yourself at least every once in a while?

2. will you put out at least once a day if requested?

3. do you like kids?

4. will you...cook, clean, wash clothes...do dishes? how about at least not get upset if SHE chooses not to?

5. do you possess the ability to be faithful? always?

6. will you hold her when she cries, love her no matter what, kiss her every day...let her know what a doll she is...take some of her load...and make her smile no matter what?

7. will you show complete trust...let her keep her friends...don't expect her to be in the wrong?

8. will you promise to show her your tender side, as well as your tough one?

9. will you protect her from the rest of the world? or at least hold her hand so she doesn't have to face it alone?

10. will you promise to learn something new about her every day...so that your understanding will continue to grow?

11. will you...place her mind always above her body? knowing the greatest turn-on is the human mind?


well, now...maybe we'll get somewhere...*wink*
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Apr 17, 2006 8:11 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
er...

this is for justadreamer, by the way...noone tell her, k?
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Apr 17, 2006 8:12 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
you are a friggin nut!!!!!!! ROFL!! good thing i luv ya!
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Apr 17, 2006 8:13 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Katine76
Katine76Katine76Moncton, Canada145 Threads 4,516 Posts
Well I would fill in the application but the last time I checked I liked men LOL

But just wanted to say Good Luck and hope she finds the right one!

Tracy :o)
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Apr 17, 2006 8:14 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
er...methinks i have been CAUGHT!!!

that's okay....come one, come all!!
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Apr 17, 2006 8:16 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
no not come one come all!

and modify that first one to has a job...isnt lazy,


and takes showers and wears pit stick LOL
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Apr 17, 2006 8:17 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
WELL...they gotta answer right. anyone can apply...few will have the proper qualifications.

i mean...i could apply to be a neurosurgeon...something tells me i'm not gonna get in!
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Apr 17, 2006 8:21 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
i think i dont want nobody to even fill this out you nutball!! LOL thanks for the laughs though, was soooooooooooooooooooo bored tonight
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Apr 17, 2006 8:25 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
too BAD...I'M bein' the manager, damnit! you only have veto power!
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Apr 17, 2006 8:25 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
This is exactly why every woman deserves a wife!!! Who better to care for you? Just find a man on the side!!
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Apr 17, 2006 8:26 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
yes...and one who...fits ALL those criteria!
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Apr 17, 2006 9:00 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
you gals are sooooooooooooo funny :/
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Apr 17, 2006 10:07 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Abracadabra
AbracadabraAbracadabraHeaven, Pennsylvania USA69 Threads 3,302 Posts
Ok, I answered all the questions "yes"

What do I win?

A date with Katine????
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Apr 17, 2006 11:16 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
**passes her whip to Lori**
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Apr 17, 2006 11:49 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
tenacious_j
tenacious_jtenacious_jParis, Ile-de-France France9 Threads 344 Posts
i'll happily be your toyboy dreamer...just ask AP how good i am :)
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Apr 17, 2006 11:51 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
okay...j...answer the questions!!!

you have to apply for the ...er...position, darnit!
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Apr 17, 2006 11:53 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
5 If she keeps me Satisfiyied!
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Apr 17, 2006 11:53 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
tenacious_j
tenacious_jtenacious_jParis, Ile-de-France France9 Threads 344 Posts
i'm stuck on ques one.... what do you mean by "taking care of yourself" ???
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Apr 17, 2006 11:54 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
Who is AP??????
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Apr 17, 2006 11:54 PM CST Taking applications, lol...fill out this questionnaire
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
Shower and keep clean LOL
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