Happy Easter Everyone (29)

Mar 18, 2008 2:05 PM CST Happy Easter Everyone
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
And Behind that Urbane Heading.

How come when Jesus was resurrected he only went to join his father in Heaven? Is the Father the only important person in a childs life. If this is so why don't the courts see it that way. After all we swear on a Bible in court don't we?

Is the Bible trying to tell us that the only Happy Marriages are with Defacto fathers. (I.E. Joseph:As God was the Father) Hmmmm for that part: Were Joseph and Mary actually married?. I can't quite remember that fact. Very thought provoking if they weren't.
Another Random thought just hit me. Was Mary satisfying two Guy's at the same time. Both Joseph and God. The Bible doesn't say. But the skeptic could make gold from that thought.

What about the "Father, Son, HolyGhost" syndrone. Where's the Female input. Are they saying that the female thought process is irrelavant?

OK OK My religious studies are very superficial. But there does seem to be minimal reference to Mary the Mother (And for that, was she the real mother or just a vessel to carry the child into the world) (Just a reference there to Genetic engineering and invetro insemination)To me the bible seems to treat Mary just as some sort of birthing vessel and that is about the only reference she gets out of the Bible.

Now my brain is really Meandering: Ok if Mary wasn't the Mother who was. How do we know God ain't queer. And with his awesome Power How do we know he didn't create Jesus with another Man and then still Holding a grudge against Eve and the garden of Eden incident thought hell lets punish the decendants of eve some more. Here womankind give birth to this child of mine that i created with my Man friend here. And from here on in all my Man Friends shall have the power to punish Woman for driving them from the garden of eden by causing them to become with child. And at the End of Childbirth the Woman will be able to remember that bliss that was Eden and cry for the garden and utopia they lost.
On that Random thought though. That would mean those woman that can not bear children are truely blessed for they have had the curse of god to bear children removed from them.

I mean there is no reason for Mary in the Bible except as someone who had to go through the pain of child birth. Jesus could just as easily of imaccuately appeared in a Stable in a crowded little town with a Star overhead. And He could of still been visited by three wise men who followed this star bearing gifts. And had the rest of the bible could of follow on from there. Gods reasoning is impressively twisted.

Are woman that irrelavant in the eyes of religion.

Guys perhaps that is where we have gone wrong. Perhaps if we followed the bible more religiously we would have riches peace and harmony. All we have to do is reduce the female back to the role of House servant and Baby recepticle. laugh
After all look at the rich and famous in Hollywood. Maids in the kitchen and ???????? in the Bedrroom. And then if they get married Disharmony and vast loss's of wealth. (Its just a thought from stories read)

{Note Please this Post is written to cause both humor and offence. To get a reaction. It is not a true reflection of the Postee. Just a few Random thoughts that have flown through his head and caused him to pause and contemplate and smile at his own thoughtful outcomes. Now he wish's to see how others percieve these random meanderings}
I shall leave now as there are way more meandering thoughts than I intended to post laugh tongue
Mar 18, 2008 6:54 PM CST Happy Easter Everyone
CuspofMagic
CuspofMagicCuspofMagiclight, South Australia Australia278 Threads 7,904 Posts
happy easteryay
Mar 19, 2008 5:09 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
jean59
jean59jean59St Clair, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 87 Posts
happy easter everyoneyay
Mar 19, 2008 8:49 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
kare65
kare65kare65brisbane, Queensland Australia3 Threads 225 Posts
Happy Easter bunny bunny easter bonnet easter basket easter egg
Mar 19, 2008 9:00 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
Lou79
Lou79Lou79Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 1,318 Posts
Oh drags, I love your writing style. I don't get into things so in depth as you but I love reading when you do. I am way to tired to even think of a reply in the way you would like, plus I don't 'do' big words laugh
But I will wish you a Happy Easter.

kiss kiss



*Lou, walking away wondering if jesus was gay*


tongue
Mar 19, 2008 9:41 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
Jimi123499
Jimi123499Jimi123499Central, Victoria Australia19 Threads 2 Polls 1,048 Posts
Happy Easter Everyone.............Excellent writings Drags......

thumbs up wine teddybear bouquet peace to allhug
Mar 19, 2008 12:35 PM CST Happy Easter Everyone
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
Cheers everybody.

crying What a shame i didn't find someone to bite my baited hook. Or is that something i should refer to Dr Jimi. laugh
Mar 20, 2008 4:03 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
Jimi123499
Jimi123499Jimi123499Central, Victoria Australia19 Threads 2 Polls 1,048 Posts
dragondog4: Cheers everybody.

What a shame i didn't find someone to bite my baited hook. Or is that something i should refer to Dr Jimi.


hey I liked it maybe you should have been pro not anti and then i would have said something..........but I can see your sanity is in excellent shape now......

cool
Mar 20, 2008 4:05 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
Jimi123499
Jimi123499Jimi123499Central, Victoria Australia19 Threads 2 Polls 1,048 Posts
easter egg bunny easter bonnet easter basket

Happy Easter everyone..............be beautifull....

easter egg bunny easter basket easter bonnet

bouquet bouquet bouquet bouquet bouquet
Mar 20, 2008 4:28 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
Artythis
ArtythisArtythisCaboolture, Queensland Australia12 Threads 391 Posts
Lol, i have to admit i almost fell of my chair in laughter there........................anyways happy easter everyone, all the best eh?cheers
Mar 20, 2008 4:45 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
Happy Easter to you all and families.

Be safe and enjoy..

thumbs up bunny bunny easter egg
Mar 20, 2008 4:58 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
kizzy27
kizzy27kizzy27a south coast beach, New South Wales Australia106 Threads 6 Polls 7,413 Posts
dragondog4: Cheers everybody.

What a shame i didn't find someone to bite my baited hook. Or is that something i should refer to Dr Jimi.


'BLASPHEMER" oF TO CONFESSION FOR YOU BOYO !!!!very mad
Mar 20, 2008 4:59 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
kizzy27
kizzy27kizzy27a south coast beach, New South Wales Australia106 Threads 6 Polls 7,413 Posts
Twodawgz: Happy Easter to you all and families.

Be safe and enjoy..


Yeah yeah now pass the fu#%king chocolates will ya !!!!!lips
Mar 20, 2008 5:23 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
kizzy27: Yeah yeah now pass the fu#%king chocolates will ya !!!!!




Now farkin eat the cream ones last.rolling on the floor laughing tongue easter basket
Mar 20, 2008 5:27 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
kizzy27
kizzy27kizzy27a south coast beach, New South Wales Australia106 Threads 6 Polls 7,413 Posts
Twodawgz: Now farkin eat the cream ones last.


Gotta luv the creamy ones ......lips
Mar 20, 2008 5:31 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
kizzy27: Gotta luv the creamy ones ......


Me too especially cream between????
Mar 20, 2008 6:03 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
cavemandave
cavemandavecavemandaveTallebudgera, Queensland Australia13 Posts
Happy & safe Easter all!!angel
Mar 21, 2008 3:51 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
viper3310
viper3310viper3310Gladstone, Queensland Australia13 Threads 199 Posts
Happy Easter Everyone.

Hope you all have an excellent weekend and don't eat too much chocolate.

Also well written drags, i do however have one question for you, if god was really the father of jesus, the fact that he never helped raise the child in question, shouldn't that mean he abandoned his own son. And one does have to ask, did mary recieve any child support or financial help from god, if indeed he was the father??????

hmmmmmmm confused
Mar 21, 2008 5:51 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
bourbon
bourbonbourbonSunshine Coast, Queensland Australia32 Threads 4 Polls 3,504 Posts
Child support is limited to the boundaries of a nation. If the father of the child resides outside the nation's boundaries, then he cannot be compelled to pay child support. professor

Now you know why god created heaven... he did it to avoid child support. wink

viper3310: Happy Easter Everyone.

Hope you all have an excellent weekend and don't eat too much chocolate.

Also well written drags, i do however have one question for you, if god was really the father of jesus, the fact that he never helped raise the child in question, shouldn't that mean he abandoned his own son. And one does have to ask, did mary recieve any child support or financial help from god, if indeed he was the father??????

hmmmmmmm
Mar 22, 2008 11:25 AM CST Happy Easter Everyone
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
jean59: happy easter everyone
Happy easter to you all from Irelandeaster basket
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