The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night.......... (884)
Des, think the women from last night are out at the real bars. Hopefully they're having a great time and will get L@id. Well, gotta hope someone is getting something cuz all I have is coffee and NC losing with less than 5 to go. 
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Alannah: Two blondes in the room...
A very quiet blonde. Ya gotta watch the quiet ones Des. They are lots of fun and quite....
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there room for one more ? and if ya got it captan and coke.
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Alannah: Two blondes in the room...
stop hidding sweetie i waiting to dance with you
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slim1977: there room for one more ? and if ya got it captan and coke.
Slim always room for more good people here your captan and coke
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slim1977: there room for one more ? and if ya got it captan and coke.
Hey slim, always room for more. Good to see you.
How's ur weekend so far?
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thanks for the drink.
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KrazieStill: A very quiet blonde. Ya gotta watch the quiet ones Des. They are lots of fun and quite....
Yeah, trying to multi-task: reading, typing and talking on the phone, but keeping up on the conversation...
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Choking
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' .
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' .
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Alannah: Yeah, trying to multi-task: reading, typing and talking on the phone, but keeping up on the conversation...
Multi-tasking blondes is a perfect combination.
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OMG, 
I should try that, where's Tina?
I should try that, where's Tina?
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Alannah: Another hidden talent.
Hidden or 'secret'?????
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Alannah: Another hidden talent.
I love to find all your hidden talents
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KrazieStill: Hey slim, always room for more. Good to see you.
How's ur weekend so far?
How's ur weekend so far?
good just hanging out in NY waiting for trip.
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Barry it all over good try by NC
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Alannah: I won't tell......
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slim1977: good just hanging out in NY waiting for trip.
Trucker I believe?
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