A maid wanted a pay increase. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now, Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you. Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "The Master said so." Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "The Master did." Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (really furious now): "Did the Master say so as well?" Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
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Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (really furious now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE!