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Apr 11, 2008 2:28 PM CST How to get a pay raise
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
A maid wanted a pay increase. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now, Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "The third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (really furious now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE!
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Apr 11, 2008 2:29 PM CST How to get a pay raise
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Apr 11, 2008 2:31 PM CST How to get a pay raise
cristina
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Apr 11, 2008 2:32 PM CST How to get a pay raise
rescuemepleez
rescuemepleezrescuemepleezclydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK9 Threads 459 Posts
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Apr 11, 2008 3:35 PM CST How to get a pay raise
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Apr 11, 2008 3:36 PM CST How to get a pay raise
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
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Apr 11, 2008 3:38 PM CST How to get a pay raise
funnyjames
funnyjamesfunnyjamestexas, District of Columbia USA20 Threads 313 Posts
Miss Oslo

I liked U r call center jokes.......

U work fro call centers?

JUs curious......would luv 2 have some more of those jokes.....got any????
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