once upon a time i knew this girl, blue eyed blond and beautiful. She married me for my looks and body. Made me happy gave me kids, Cooked my dinners and ironed my shirts. Life was bliss. Then one day i saw this text, would love you next to me in bed tonight. Not me who sent this text. Alas she is gone now with house kids car dog and cat. At least she left me coin to toss to see if i get it right next time i mate.
Manetho: once upon a time i knew this girl, blue eyed blond and beautiful. She married me for my looks and body. Made me happy gave me kids, Cooked my dinners and ironed my shirts. Life was bliss. Then one day i saw this text, would love you next to me in bed tonight. Not me who sent this text. Alas she is gone now with house kids car dog and cat. At least she left me coin to toss to see if i get it right next time i mate.
Anybody else would like to tell a story of life.
I try to leave my stories in the past hun, where they belong. But hey, at least you come out of it with something left to toss I've heard that some weren't even that lucky
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Anybody else would like to tell a story of life.