Gemini1972Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK753 posts
CUDDLYBEAR1964: Hi Gwyn,ive got to hand an essay in next week,ive been working flat out at it since 2 this afternoon plus a musician im collaborating with wants me to come up with some new material...its all go at the moment.
Hang on what's this? Bottled in the mountains of Afganistan? I bet Osama's had a bath in this. Why do you keep buying all this cheap rubbish like 4p Beans and Al Queda water?
Gemini1972: It's called personal hygiene, Max. You should try it sometime. What's that supposed to mean? In a nutshell: You stink.
There is actually! Mr Politically Incorrect. Dwarfs for your information are in the circus and do cartwheels. Midgets are like normal people just shrunk down.
Gemini1972Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK753 posts
(after being caught by a speed camera) Can ya not blame it on the music? No, I don't think that'll hold up in court, Max, reasons for speeding - Status Quo.
Seabiscuit: They're a great bunch really, just hard to understand some of the time.. And the further North you go the more fond of pies they are, Wigan especially
pies
I'm just messin...I know they are a great bunch
and yes...VERY hard to understand....if I ever visited I'd irritate everyone...saying huh?? WHAT??? English please?!?!?!
Sponge and a bit of Jam. What do you want son? It's real life, this, not the frigging Shawshank Redemption. If you hadn't stolen a bus filled with kiddies, you wouldn't be in this mess!
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but you need a break, so have a break with us lol