BEAR JOKES ( Archived) (3)

May 16, 2008 12:46 AM CST BEAR JOKES
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!

Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!

Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!

Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
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May 16, 2008 12:56 AM CST BEAR JOKES
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
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May 16, 2008 9:16 AM CST BEAR JOKES
Scooterman46
Scooterman46Scooterman46Bugibba, Majjistral Malta61 Threads 2 Polls 389 Posts
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