you aked a lady/gentleman to dine with you at home she accepts now? (13)
wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postshow do you present the table what will you cook what wine will you serve and will you dress for dinner play soft music and light the candles, how will you set out to impress the lady/gentleman?
by just being myself
wedward: by just being myself
NO, that is not good enough!............................................................
wedward: how do you present the table what will you cook what wine will you serve and will you dress for dinner play soft music and light the candles, how will you set out to impress the lady/gentleman?
Ah well, now, if that happened to me .... I would plan the menu real well - something nice and easy but tasty to prepare in advance, with a delicious light dessert, and good wines, or whatever we like to drink.
Of course the table would look good - perfectly set, candles, the whole catastrophe.... folded napkins, flowers, relaxing mood lighting.... and of course some real nice music playing.
Take time-out to have a luxurious bubble bath, and dress beautifully in comfortable clothes.
Then act all casual as though this is my usual day to day way of serving food!
Maybe I would do the above .... all depends on Who the guy is ... and Why I am doing this?
smoky: Ah well, now, if that happened to me .... I would plan the menu real well - something nice and easy but tasty to prepare in advance, with a delicious light dessert, and good wines, or whatever we like to drink.
Of course the table would look good - perfectly set, candles, the whole catastrophe.... folded napkins, flowers, relaxing mood lighting.... and of course some real nice music playing.
Take time-out to have a luxurious bubble bath, and dress beautifully in comfortable clothes.
Then act all casual as though this is my usual day to day way of serving food!
Maybe I would do the above .... all depends on Who the guy is ... and Why I am doing this?
Of course the table would look good - perfectly set, candles, the whole catastrophe.... folded napkins, flowers, relaxing mood lighting.... and of course some real nice music playing.
Take time-out to have a luxurious bubble bath, and dress beautifully in comfortable clothes.
Then act all casual as though this is my usual day to day way of serving food!
Maybe I would do the above .... all depends on Who the guy is ... and Why I am doing this?
I would do exactly what you have written word for word ..really!
After dinner I would kindly point to the lady that all the food she has been eating that evening has produced a rather visible bulge in her tummy area, which if left untreated, would look very ugly the following morning.
So I would ask her to go up to my bedroom, lie down on my bed for me to iron out that unsightly belly bulge, before going to sleep. I would assure her that this together with other body massages were free with the meal, and were traditional house rituals!
antcus: I would do exactly what you have written word for word ..really!
After dinner I would kindly point to the lady that all the food she has been eating that evening has produced a rather visible bulge in her tummy area, which if left untreated, would look very ugly the following morning.
So I would ask her to go up to my bedroom, lie down on my bed for me to iron out that unsightly belly bulge, before going to sleep. I would assure her that this together with other body massages were free with the meal, and were traditional house rituals!
After dinner I would kindly point to the lady that all the food she has been eating that evening has produced a rather visible bulge in her tummy area, which if left untreated, would look very ugly the following morning.
So I would ask her to go up to my bedroom, lie down on my bed for me to iron out that unsightly belly bulge, before going to sleep. I would assure her that this together with other body massages were free with the meal, and were traditional house rituals!
Now ... this is where a guy gets it all wrong - excuse me meddling here ... but never ever point out tummy bulges to a woman!
Now, I could suggest that instead, you take her feet in your lap and massage her toes .....and talk about her, to her, concentrate on her, then move to her ankles, and ask her questions about herself, and while she answers you, you can move your massage up to her calves......... Then whatever she is saying, doesnt realy matter what she is saying, you get up and go round the back of her chair and begin massaging her shoulders and neck. Now you could say something like "You realy deserve a better life", or "I can see you are a wonderful caring woman" or some such tripe or whatever else as long as its sympathetic about Her.
Guaranteed you get to the tummy massage ritual sooner or later!
Try it! ... Good luck
smoky: NO, that is not good enough!............................................................
--- plus me cooking is that a little bettter
wedward: --- plus me cooking is that a little bettter
Nope, I would wanna go to a restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cause I dont wanna have to wash dishes!
smoky: Nope, I would wanna go to a restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cause I dont wanna have to wash dishes!
ill do a srter main course desert coffee and brandy hand rolled cigarettes and a massage after dinner and breakfast in bed is that enoughwedward: ill do a srter main course desert coffee and brandy hand rolled cigarettes and a massage after dinner and breakfast in bed is that enough
I`m still not washing any dishes!
smoky: I`m still not washing any dishes!
you dont have to wash the dishes just my back when i shower in the morning is that bettersmoky: Now ... this is where a guy gets it all wrong - excuse me meddling here ... but never ever point out tummy bulges to a woman!
Now, I could suggest that instead, you take her feet in your lap and massage her toes .....and talk about her, to her, concentrate on her, then move to her ankles, and ask her questions about herself, and while she answers you, you can move your massage up to her calves......... Then whatever she is saying, doesnt realy matter what she is saying, you get up and go round the back of her chair and begin massaging her shoulders and neck. Now you could say something like "You realy deserve a better life", or "I can see you are a wonderful caring woman" or some such tripe or whatever else as long as its sympathetic about Her.
Guaranteed you get to the tummy massage ritual sooner or later!
I perfectly agree with you Wedy, but if there is a thing that the woman would not want to walk out with the following morning is a belly bulge.
So to make sure she consents, you must address the problem she cannot resist eliminating...that tummy bulge......and you are promising a magical massage that will eliminate it.
Will try your system too. Those were words of gold that came out of your mouth. Tried that once before. Had many problems with that system. The women tend to put their feet up on the table for the first massages, dropping everything in sight. Then they'd want to try making love on the kitchen table.....oh, great, but I have been replacing these tables on a regular basis.....my women are rather full figured females you know!!
Another problem is after the first gentle massage strokes, they tend to get all soft and without the energy to go up the stairs. Just imagine what will be left of me if I had to carry one of these ladies upstairs on my bacK!!!!!!
Try it! ... Good luck
Now, I could suggest that instead, you take her feet in your lap and massage her toes .....and talk about her, to her, concentrate on her, then move to her ankles, and ask her questions about herself, and while she answers you, you can move your massage up to her calves......... Then whatever she is saying, doesnt realy matter what she is saying, you get up and go round the back of her chair and begin massaging her shoulders and neck. Now you could say something like "You realy deserve a better life", or "I can see you are a wonderful caring woman" or some such tripe or whatever else as long as its sympathetic about Her.
Guaranteed you get to the tummy massage ritual sooner or later!
I perfectly agree with you Wedy, but if there is a thing that the woman would not want to walk out with the following morning is a belly bulge.
So to make sure she consents, you must address the problem she cannot resist eliminating...that tummy bulge......and you are promising a magical massage that will eliminate it.
Will try your system too. Those were words of gold that came out of your mouth. Tried that once before. Had many problems with that system. The women tend to put their feet up on the table for the first massages, dropping everything in sight. Then they'd want to try making love on the kitchen table.....oh, great, but I have been replacing these tables on a regular basis.....my women are rather full figured females you know!!
Another problem is after the first gentle massage strokes, they tend to get all soft and without the energy to go up the stairs. Just imagine what will be left of me if I had to carry one of these ladies upstairs on my bacK!!!!!!
Try it! ... Good luck
-- they say the way to a mans heart is through his tummy what you are saying if i got it right that the way to a womens heart is through her feet so i will buy her new shoes if that s what it takes
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