who's the best and worst story tellers ? tell us a story about something that once happened to you ! ( Archived) (9)

and no teller lies please !

HERE'S SOME STORY IDEAS !

1.the first time you fell in love

2. the first time somebody betray you in a big way

3. the first time you found joy and happiness

4. the first time you saw something the ' rocked 'your world

5. the first time you realised that " its time to get the hell out of here "

6. the first time that you experience something supernatural

7. the first time something happened that completely you changed as a person

8. your favourite childhood experiences

9. your favourite fantasy story

10. something interesting that you heard ...or that happened to a freind of yours !


8.

When I was a toddler in diapers.

We had a young dog who liked to get under the porch.

Then he would catch me close to the porch and grab my diaper holding me next to the porch for a long time.

(My father when he cursed would say, "God damn" and my mother when mad would say,"shoot")

So often you would find me next to the porch crying, stomping my foot, and saying.

"God shoot damn, God shoot damn, God shoot damn....."

there was this guy from England...seemed a kinda nice bloke. A little out in left field, if you catch my drift. He enjoyed putting tin foil on his head to keep out martian influence. But he lived in a land of fantasy, of prose and poetry, instead of where he resides, England.

One day because he wasn't getting enough attention in the land of prose and poetry, he told all the inhabitants that he was going away. He got the attention he craved. "Please don't go", said some of the people in the land of prose and poetry." We'll miss you" cried others. While yet other members anxiously waited for his departure.

Nothing changed in the land of prose and poetry. Life went on the same without this man. He couldn't understand how things did not just fall apart without his presence. He thought surely the green men in the UFO's would tear down and rip apart the land of prose and poetry, for letting this man go. IT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN!

One day, when feeling sorry for himself, he decided to remove himself from self exile, and return to the land of prose and poetry. He was convinced that the best way to let everyone know he was back, was to insult the integrity of everyone who resides there.

So..he let them all know that he was the only one with integity, so he has decided not to return to the land of prose and poetry. But that appeared to not garner enough sympathy.

So he came back! And we are all that much better for it! Of couse, he had to push aside his belief that his integrity is so superior.....oops he found that if he had integrity, he wouldn't be here at all, and this writer of prose would be of better use somewhere else

A woman here in town recieved a junk mail.

She believed that she had won ten thousand dollars.

She was going all around town shopping and asking people to hold items until she recieved the money from the bank.

She went to the bank and came back heart broken and crying.

The bank told her the truth about the mail.

The company had put in a fake check and the letter read in big letters:

"You may have won ten thousand dollars."

Bless her heart.....her name was May.

It was the long week-end and a grop of us girls decided to go to Ottawa for the week-end, my friend's boyfriend lives there so he let us borrow his apartment for the week-end while he was going away.....Well of course they all knew about my snake phobia and nicely forgot to inform me that UMMMMMMMMM her boyfriends boa had escaped sometime during the week and they had no idea where it was....they waited until we got to Ottawa to tell me this because they knew I wouldn't go if they told me beforehand....apparently the thing was a baby and only the size of a shoelace...BUT still...I nicely explained that I don't care how much the thing cost...If Isaw it anywhere near me it was DEAD!!!!!!!!


Needless to say...we ended up sleeping on the floor all week-end on mattresses....and I don't think I slept a wink waiting for the thing to slither in for the kill and put me in a strangle hold!!!!!!!!!


Apparently they found it that week after we left outside...and this was in an apartment in escaped from....

thats a nice story about something that happened to YOU hugz !




i'm afraid of sleeping on the floor and creepy cralies myself !



hows everthing hanging over there love ?

Well I don't mind most creep crawlies but having a snake phobia and a boa on the loose...(I don't care if it was only the size of a shoe-lace...a boa is a boa in my books).....Is not a good mix!!!!!!!!....



Oh ya know...It's Canada and the sun is shining today at least!!!!!!!!!

oh on !... that would have broken my heart rillynice guy !




do you play the lottery over there ? ... i think i'll start playing every week ! whats the most anybodies ever won ever there rillynive guy ?