Understanding women (10)

Jun 27, 2008 4:39 AM CST Understanding women
lawman16
lawman16lawman16bridgnorth, Shropshire, England UK1 Threads 6 Posts
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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Jun 27, 2008 5:10 AM CST Understanding women
guiriman
guirimanguirimansouth of milan, Lombardy Italy53 Threads 6 Polls 2,128 Posts
lawman16: ...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

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Jun 27, 2008 5:20 AM CST Understanding women
Sofija
SofijaSofijaKaunas, Aukštaitija Lithuania368 Posts
thumbs up I think that Genie wasn't the best of themwink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay Not so easy to understand us-women- even for genies,huh?tongue
Jun 27, 2008 5:45 PM CST Understanding women
maruska1980
maruska1980maruska1980Santa Venera, Majjistral Malta7 Threads 1 Polls 308 Posts
lawman16: A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"


if the story was not about a genie but a fairy... than maybe she would have given him the wish about understanding women... since it was a genie (male) he was not smart enough to understand us either!!

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Jun 27, 2008 6:25 PM CST Understanding women
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
genie or no genie tongue

we are one hell of an extraordinary creation innocent angel

sounds good innit gals..shimmy flirty

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Jun 28, 2008 2:44 AM CST Understanding women
Sofija
SofijaSofijaKaunas, Aukštaitija Lithuania368 Posts
MARTI: genie or no genie

we are one hell of an extraordinary creation

sounds good innit gals..


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Is really wonderful to feel an extraordinarywink yay teddybear
Jun 28, 2008 3:05 AM CST Understanding women
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if I'd been the genie I would have turned him into a woman

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Jun 28, 2008 4:39 AM CST Understanding women
lawman16
lawman16lawman16bridgnorth, Shropshire, England UK1 Threads 6 Posts
dragonfly88: if I'd been the genie I would have turned him into a woman


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Jun 28, 2008 8:04 AM CST Understanding women
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
dragonfly88: if I'd been the genie I would have turned him into a woman


You were the genie and I am the woman.rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 28, 2008 1:41 PM CST Understanding women
Nina3
Nina3Nina3Barcelona, Catalonia Spain16 Threads 3 Polls 919 Posts
Elley: You were the genie and I am the woman.


Ah... from wetsuit to mermaid...

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