KIZZYS CONFESSIONAL... (216)
Jimi123499Central, Victoria Australia19 Threads 2 Polls 1,048 PostsWhat's goin on here den!!!! 
Jimi123499: What's goin on here den!!!!
Wouldn't you like to know
redozichick: Wouldn't you like to know
Tell me more, tell me more...............
Jimi123499: Tell me more, tell me more...............
Then I'd have to kill youredozichick: Then I'd have to kill you
I'm already dead!
Jimi123499: I'm already dead!
hey Jimi..what's that over there
redozichick: hey Jimi..what's that over there
I see dead people............
kizzy27: ahhh the angel of Death zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzgivin a nun a moisty is a major sin !!!
you shall need to acompany me to my chambers where you will tell me exactly what you said to her in intricate detail...Ill wear a nuns outfit just to reenact the crime ....
you shall need to acompany me to my chambers where you will tell me exactly what you said to her in intricate detail...Ill wear a nuns outfit just to reenact the crime ....
it's a kinded like i slide my hand under her habit 
at the same time i massage her b's,c and g.you can say i had all of the bases cover.15 minutes later she jump up screaming saying something like i need to take a cold shower the next thing i knew i nurse came running in for some odd reason,when she saw me all she could say was OMG NOT YOU AGAIN and she went running out too,dammit 
zdeathangelz: it's a kinded like i slide my hand under her habit at the same time i massage her b's,c and g.you can say i had all of the bases cover.15 minutes later she jump up screaming saying something like i need to take a cold shower the next thing i knew i nurse came running in for some odd reason,when she saw me all she could say was OMG NOT YOU AGAIN and she went running out too,dammit
fOR THIS SIN YOU ARE FORGIVIN!!!!
YOUGAVE ME A MOISTY JUST THINKING BOUT IT
kizzy27: fOR THIS SIN YOU ARE FORGIVIN!!!!YOUGAVE ME A MOISTY JUST THINKING BOUT IT
now my dear i will hear your confession,but you must act everything out
nothing to confess, i'm still an angel
Please forgive me Kizzy,
I must confess that yesterday I killed a n o t h e r BOB.
In a moment of heated passion he just ... well he just ... well he just died!! I know Kizzy .. this is the second BOB i've killed this year.
I was gentle with this one ... I promise ... I really was. I didnt put lithium batteries in to get that extra burst of BOB power, I didnt throw him against walls when his ever readys werent ready, I didnt cover him in babyoil and roll all over him (well maybe I did and Im lying).
Please forgive me ... Im so sorry ... I promise I'll play nicer next time....
I must confess that yesterday I killed a n o t h e r BOB.
In a moment of heated passion he just ... well he just ... well he just died!! I know Kizzy .. this is the second BOB i've killed this year.
I was gentle with this one ... I promise ... I really was. I didnt put lithium batteries in to get that extra burst of BOB power, I didnt throw him against walls when his ever readys werent ready, I didnt cover him in babyoil and roll all over him (well maybe I did and Im lying).
Please forgive me ... Im so sorry ... I promise I'll play nicer next time....
Shell225: Please forgive me Kizzy,
I must confess that yesterday I killed a n o t h e r BOB. In a moment of heated passion he just ... well he just ... well he just died!! I know Kizzy .. this is the second BOB i've killed this year.
I was gentle with this one ... I promise ... I really was. I didnt put lithium batteries in to get that extra burst of BOB power, I didnt throw him against walls when his ever readys werent ready, I didnt cover him in babyoil and roll all over him (well maybe I did and Im lying).
Please forgive me ... Im so sorry ... I promise I'll play nicer next time....
I must confess that yesterday I killed a n o t h e r BOB. In a moment of heated passion he just ... well he just ... well he just died!! I know Kizzy .. this is the second BOB i've killed this year.
I was gentle with this one ... I promise ... I really was. I didnt put lithium batteries in to get that extra burst of BOB power, I didnt throw him against walls when his ever readys werent ready, I didnt cover him in babyoil and roll all over him (well maybe I did and Im lying).
Please forgive me ... Im so sorry ... I promise I'll play nicer next time....
Tell your next BOB how you treated the others.... and he'll shake without batteries.
bourbon: Tell your next BOB how you treated the others.... and he'll shake without batteries.
I knowShell225: Please forgive me Kizzy,
I must confess that yesterday I killed a n o t h e r BOB. In a moment of heated passion he just ... well he just ... well he just died!! I know Kizzy .. this is the second BOB i've killed this year.
I was gentle with this one ... I promise ... I really was. I didnt put lithium batteries in to get that extra burst of BOB power, I didnt throw him against walls when his ever readys werent ready, I didnt cover him in babyoil and roll all over him (well maybe I did and Im lying).
Please forgive me ... Im so sorry ... I promise I'll play nicer next time....
I must confess that yesterday I killed a n o t h e r BOB. In a moment of heated passion he just ... well he just ... well he just died!! I know Kizzy .. this is the second BOB i've killed this year.
I was gentle with this one ... I promise ... I really was. I didnt put lithium batteries in to get that extra burst of BOB power, I didnt throw him against walls when his ever readys werent ready, I didnt cover him in babyoil and roll all over him (well maybe I did and Im lying).
Please forgive me ... Im so sorry ... I promise I'll play nicer next time....
Forget the batteries !, get yaself one with a power adapter, problem solved
unless ya get a power cut 
tarnsnz: Forget the batteries !, get yaself one with a power adapter, problem solved unless ya get a power cut
do you think that would work???I was gonna go to Bunnings and see what they had in the 2stroke variety..
tarnsnz: nothing to confess, i'm still an angel
Ive seen your lil black book for your lies Tarns you are unforgiven !!!
Ill keep this lil book as evidence ....
Shell225: do you think that would work???I was gonna go to Bunnings and see what they had in the 2stroke variety..
Hook it up to a generater .....
Brrrrrrrrrrroooommmmmmmmm
kizzy27: Ive seen your lil black book for your lies Tarns you are unforgiven !!!
Ill keep this lil book as evidence ....
Ill keep this lil book as evidence ....
You have taught me well Kizzy, as i have got a shocker for yas later
kizzy27: Hook it up to a generater .....Brrrrrrrrrrroooommmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmm thats a plan, do you think the neighbours will notice???
I'd like to be discrete...
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