Investing in today's stock market. ( Archived) (7)

I'll drink to this!!

Happy 4th everyone!!

Retirement Plan Investment Tip
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> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
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> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
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> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
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> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
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> If you had purchased United Airlines, you w ould have nothing left.
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> But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
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> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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> This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

dig the new pics Indy

so drinking beer just might cost less then u think

Hopefully the income off the cans isn't taxable.

In my relaxed state.....

Motorcycles people, motorcycles. Okay, I don't make a lot when I sell, but they are way more fun than Enron...