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Brew01: and
he who farts in church sit in own pew
oh sorry I thought this was when we start the warped cliche festival
he who farts in church sit in own pew
oh sorry I thought this was when we start the warped cliche festival
KHD100: Women let the pressure out by talking..... easy to do because MEN bring out the nagging irritations women get. We don't fart.... we get rid of the build up by talking..... men...... fart......
you remind me of when I was married, and our daughter was just a small baby, my ex would give her gripe water, and I used to tell the ex not to give her any, or she'd grow up like you and gripe about everything under the sun
Brew01: you remind me of when I was married, and our daughter was just a small baby, my ex would give her gripe water, and I used to tell the ex not to give her any, or she'd grow up like you and gripe about everything under the sun
Grrr Typical male.......
BTW.... you have a daughter too?
KHD100: Grrr Typical male.......
BTW.... you have a daughter too?
BTW.... you have a daughter too?
Yes, I have both, a son (Ian) and a daughter (Krystal)
Brew01: Yes, I have both, a son (Ian) and a daughter (Krystal)
Cool.... I have an Eric (oldest) Michelle, daughter (muddled child), Julien the youngest.
yes I did say muddled..... if you think women confuse you Brew.... my daughter can out talk, and confuse anything and everything.
She is the one posing with me in front of the easel on the web site.
KHD100: Cool.... I have an Eric (oldest) Michelle, daughter (muddled child), Julien the youngest.yes I did say muddled..... if you think women confuse you Brew.... my daughter can out talk, and confuse anything and everything.
She is the one posing with me in front of the easel on the web site.
She is the one posing with me in front of the easel on the web site.
Why does it not surprise me that it's her DAUGHTER and NOT her sons that can out yak any living being... it sure does run in the family, doesn't it ?
Brew01: Why does it not surprise me that it's her DAUGHTER and NOT her sons that can out yak any living being... it sure does run in the family, doesn't it ?
Julien can get yakky but not like his sister. Ever been in the same room with teen aged females......... on the bus..... sometimes if I had an off switch.... for their squeels and yapping........ I might foreget to hit the one switch again.
Brew01: Why does it not surprise me that it's her DAUGHTER and NOT her sons that can out yak any living being... it sure does run in the family, doesn't it ?
I do shut up from time to time........ wanna test me????? HMMMMMM
KHD100: Julien can get yakky but not like his sister. Ever been in the same room with teen aged females......... on the bus..... sometimes if I had an off switch.... for their squeels and yapping........ I might foreget to hit the one switch again.
When I was younger, I used to taunt my mother alot, she was a hoot once she got going, one day she looked at me and said, I wish you came with a knob so I could turn you off, I just looked at her and said, I have, and you do. she didn't catch on at first, but you could tell my dad did the way he busted out laughing
Brew01: When I was younger, I used to taunt my mother alot, she was a hoot once she got going, one day she looked at me and said, I wish you came with a knob so I could turn you off, I just looked at her and said, I have, and you do. she didn't catch on at first, but you could tell my dad did the way he busted out laughing
Your poor mother must have gotten grey haired super fast after you came a long LOL
KHD100: Your poor mother must have gotten grey haired super fast after you came a long LOL
Naw, she went bald from ripping her hair out.. you should have seen the time when my mother had a gropu of her hen house yak squad over, you know the type of women I mean..anywho, they used to have a commercial on TV about some under arm stick for women, and in the commercial the woman says, and look, no unsightly white residue..well it sure didn't take me long to come out with..come here woman, and I'll show you some unsightly white residue.. my mom yelled Brew !!! but yea, a few of the women there laughted about it
Brew01: Naw, she went bald from ripping her hair out.. you should have seen the time when my mother had a gropu of her hen house yak squad over, you know the type of women I mean..anywho, they used to have a commercial on TV about some under arm stick for women, and in the commercial the woman says, and look, no unsightly white residue..well it sure didn't take me long to come out with..come here woman, and I'll show you some unsightly white residue.. my mom yelled Brew !!! but yea, a few of the women there laughted about it
Your poor mother!!!!!!!!!!
KHD100: Your poor mother!!!!!!!!!!
and yet for some reason, she never returns my calls, won't anser the emails I send her, and my sister even said I was written out of the will...go figure
Brew01: and yet for some reason, she never returns my calls, won't anser the emails I send her, and my sister even said I was written out of the will...go figure
Awwwww hmmmmm not sure what to say to that one. is you sister older or younger?
KHD100: Awwwww hmmmmm not sure what to say to that one. is you sister older or younger?
My sister (Denise) is older than me, it goes like this:
Ed the oldest
Denise
Me the cutest
then Casey, the warped
Brew01: My sister (Denise) is older than me, it goes like this:
Ed the oldest
Denise
Me the cutest
then Casey, the warped
Ed the oldest
Denise
Me the cutest
then Casey, the warped
You were definately the muddled child.
KHD100: You were definately the muddled child.
and proud to know I will remain that way til the day I croak
Brew01: and proud to know I will remain that way til the day I croak
Reminds me of a joke....... I'll try to type it later so I get it right.
KHD100: Reminds me of a joke....... I'll try to type it later so I get it right.
Think you can remember that far ahead, we all know how easily you old goats forget things quickly
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he who farts in church sit in own pew
oh sorry I thought this was when we start the warped cliche festival