The Bar Is Open...................Tonight is Dori Birthday Party...........So Come On In.......... (643)
desmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Postsmylifewithu: Of course you are Me too, maybe not
DAMN I though I almost had you on that one 
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sxc666: Dori get down off that table and put your bloody knickers back on.
Now i was thinking about losing some clothes now that I know I aint going to get caught right away LOL JK I dont want to get yelled at by barry but he might not look to see unless someone tells him
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desmond: Tina i know she will but only if you do here are your Knickers
Dori need a break Des I cant put knickers back on its my turn to flash the gash.------ This thread is Archived ------
countryangel79: Now i was thinking about losing some clothes now that I know I aint going to get caught right away LOL JK I dont want to get yelled at by barry but he might not look to see unless someone tells him
What happens in the bar stays in the BAR.
>>>>>>>> gets Barry on speed dial
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I hope Dori don,t have a headache in the morning
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sxc666: Dori need a break Des I cant put knickers back on its my turn to flash the gash.
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....HAPPY BIRTHDAY DORI!!!!....what, ya'll aint singing ''we are the world'' yet ?.....
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sxc666: What happens in the bar stays in the BAR.
>>>>>>>> gets Barry on speed dial
I agree>>>>>>>> gets Barry on speed dial
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sxc666: What happens in the bar stays in the BAR.
>>>>>>>> gets Barry on speed dial
Dont you wake him up he doesn't like that as it is he only can take a cold shower right now water heater broke there tonight>>>>>>>> gets Barry on speed dial
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gtbulldog2: I hope Dori don,t have a headache in the morning
Oh but she is having fun tonight , I think thats all that matters. She'll get over the headache in a day or two.
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sxc666: Dori need a break Des I cant put knickers back on its my turn to flash the gash.
Tina the more you flash the gash the close I am to heaven
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Ladies & Gentlemen, this is mambo # 5
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is it this thread or the vodka??? I can't keep up!
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countryangel79: Dont you wake him up he doesn't like that as it is he only can take a cold shower right now water heater broke there tonight
No L your secrets are safe with me.>>> gets notepad out and starts taking blackmail notes.
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WhatUwish4: is it this thread or the vodka??? I can't keep up!
I will help , but yeah it's the thread 
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gtbulldog2: I hope Dori don,t have a headache in the morning
Hair of the dog will take care of that
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WhatUwish4: is it this thread or the vodka??? I can't keep up!
A double vodka for you sweetie and I have one request please can I see your wonderful smile
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desmond: A double vodka for you sweetie and I have one request please can I see your wonderful smile
Anything for such a wonderful Tarbender, hickup, um bartender!
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airliner: Ladies & Gentlemen, this is mambo # 5
One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
And jump and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right
Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
I do all
To fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch and sky
Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
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WhatUwish4: is it this thread or the vodka??? I can't keep up!
Give this woman a shot of Tequila
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