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A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it
on the dining room table:
'To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
being 60 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and
I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 20-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset - I shall be back home before midnight.'
When the man came home late that night he found the following
letter on the dining room table:
'To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. About my
being 60 years old: I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you are also 60 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn,
I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also
the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he is 20 years old. As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference; 20 goes into 60 a lot more times than 60 goes into 20.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'