Blondes (27)

Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
Two Blondes with Hammers...

Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?

They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter."

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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.

Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe.

Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."

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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos...it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."

"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that," he asked?

"Why, that's a thermos...it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"

The blond replied, "Two popsicles and some coffee."
Aug 6, 2008 6:00 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
i am offended!! there is nothing wrong with being blonde we have more fundevil
Aug 6, 2008 6:05 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: i am offended!! there is nothing wrong with being blonde we have more fun


Yeah but that time I told you to right click on your mouse I didn't mean for you to write 'click' on it
Aug 6, 2008 6:10 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
i don't care how many jokes you throw at me i have a high IQ so blah!! and i am trying to get into a medicine so double blah!!
Aug 6, 2008 6:11 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: i don't care how many jokes you throw at me i have a high IQ so blah!! and i am trying to get into a medicine so double blah!!


Probably down to the fact that your a brunette..
Aug 6, 2008 6:15 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
look at the picture!! blonde blonde blonde blonde blonde blonde

don't wind me up about the fact my hair is getting darkercrying moping
Aug 6, 2008 6:18 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: look at the picture!! blonde blonde blonde blonde blonde blonde

don't wind me up about the fact my hair is getting darker


That's brown! They're all brown...

If your blonde then so am I laugh
Aug 6, 2008 6:36 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
girls putting on a little sob story most guys will do anything to hear the end of it

mwahahahahhahahahah evil genius at work

(ok am truely allergic to hair dye though lol)
Aug 6, 2008 6:38 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: girls putting on a little sob story most guys will do anything to hear the end of it

mwahahahahhahahahah evil genius at work

(ok am truely allergic to hair dye though lol)


Nah.... Just couldn't be arsed with the 7 page rant I'd have no doubt had to endure had I carried on
Aug 6, 2008 6:42 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
precisly (ok can't spell)

see see all girls are evil genius's and it wouldn't of lasted for seven pages i am insulted it would of been 10laugh
Aug 6, 2008 6:43 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: precisly (ok can't spell)

see see all girls are evil genius's and it wouldn't of lasted for seven pages i am insulted it would of been 10


Dunno about genius's... Deffo evil mind..
Aug 6, 2008 6:53 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
anyway i have to go write a lovely long email to me mate so will be on in about 45 mins lol!!
Aug 6, 2008 6:55 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: anyway i have to go write a lovely long email to me mate so will be on in about 45 mins lol!!


Haha speak in a bit
Aug 6, 2008 7:32 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
am alive but tired!
Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: am alive but tired!


You younguns... No stamina..
Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
seeing as i have been up since 7 i feel i have the right to be tired
Aug 6, 2008 7:38 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: seeing as i have been up since 7 i feel i have the right to be tired


Poor me another poor me another laugh
Aug 6, 2008 7:40 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
go to bed go to bed
Aug 6, 2008 7:44 PM CST Blondes
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
baileysqueen: go to bed go to bed


I'm not tired tongue Beside, hate going alone moping
Aug 6, 2008 7:47 PM CST Blondes
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
what on cs?? am literally falling asleep i may have to call it a night

and how do you always know when someone has replied do you refresh the page every minute or something lol (i mean when i came on you replied straight away!)
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