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Aug 11, 2008 7:52 PM CST So much snow
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Aug 11, 2008 7:55 PM CST So much snow
EnSilencio
EnSilencioEnSilencioAlmunecar, Andalusia Spain13 Threads 2 Polls 1,118 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing tongue rolling on the floor laughing

Bad you beer
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Aug 11, 2008 7:55 PM CST So much snow
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 11, 2008 7:56 PM CST So much snow
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
L oppsieee uh oh
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Aug 11, 2008 7:57 PM CST So much snow
countryangel79
countryangel79countryangel79chardon, Ohio USA2 Threads 644 Posts
Finally someone love me enough to post one of these jokes for me!!!tongue tongue tongue Thanks Desteddybear
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Aug 11, 2008 7:57 PM CST So much snow
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
KrazieStill: L oppsieee



laugh blushing blushing hi barry
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Aug 11, 2008 7:58 PM CST So much snow
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
countryangel79: Finally someone love me enough to post one of these jokes for me!!! Thanks Des



professor Yes I do sweetie teddybear
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Aug 11, 2008 7:58 PM CST So much snow
jojo69
jojo69jojo69Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK15 Threads 1 Polls 1,565 Posts
LMAO rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 11, 2008 7:59 PM CST So much snow
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
desmond: hi barry


Hey buddy. cheers
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Aug 11, 2008 8:00 PM CST So much snow
Tech49
Tech49Tech49Panama City Beach, Florida USA338 Posts
desmond: One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"


You are a very understanding persondancing

Evening Des wave
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Aug 11, 2008 8:01 PM CST So much snow
countryangel79
countryangel79countryangel79chardon, Ohio USA2 Threads 644 Posts
desmond: Yes I do sweetie
Here this is for youbeer yay
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Aug 11, 2008 8:08 PM CST So much snow
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Tech49: You are a very understanding person

Evening Des



Hi Tech cheers
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Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CST So much snow
rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CST So much snow
Tech49
Tech49Tech49Panama City Beach, Florida USA338 Posts
desmond: Hi Tech


Good Night Des, I have to wrap it up

Chuck wave
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Aug 11, 2008 8:49 PM CST So much snow
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Good joke Des !! Hellowave wine
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Aug 11, 2008 8:50 PM CST So much snow
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Tech49: Good Night Des, I have to wrap it up

Chuck
Goodnight Chuck!!wave wine
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