A perverted old man was walking on the beach when he spotted a young girl making sand castles in the sand. Thinking she would be a easy prey, he walks over to her and asks her if she would like to play with his long necked goose? Sure replies the little girl!
With that the old man whips out his doo-doo whacker and the next moment he is running away from her, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Two sun bathers witness this and run up to the little girl and ask her what happened and was she ok? Yes I'm fine the little girl replied, that man asked me if I wanted to play with his long necked goose and I said yes, so when he brought it out for me to play with, I wrung it's neck, cracked it's eggs and set it's nest on fire.
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With that the old man whips out his doo-doo whacker and the next moment he is running away from her, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Two sun bathers witness this and run up to the little girl and ask her what happened and was she ok?
Yes I'm fine the little girl replied, that man asked me if I wanted to play with his long necked goose and I said yes, so when he brought it out for me to play with, I wrung it's neck, cracked it's eggs and set it's nest on fire.