what should the perimeters be for humor (469)
ANurse4UMemphis, Tennessee USA14 Threads 525 Posts
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I am so deeply offended by this!!!!!!!! 
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We'll all share our meds.
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I don't think anyone should be allowed to laugh online. Get up and leave your computer...go to another room and then Then return and be serious.
Then return and be serious. ------ This thread is Archived ------
It's like this joke , I put up not long ago, maybe we are all hostages of hormones, thank God I am over that:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
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Indyfella: I don't think anyone should be allowed to laugh online. Get up and leave your computer...go to another room and then Then return and be serious.
I only laugh when I am on the greyhound bus
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Indyfella: I don't think anyone should be allowed to laugh online. Get up and leave your computer...go to another room and then Then return and be serious.
It's those darned little emoticons, they give people away, all the time.
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Indyfella: I don't think anyone should be allowed to laugh online. Get up and leave your computer...go to another room and then Then return and be serious.
I had to come back in the room tho to type 
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The parameters should be if it makes me laugh. Same for everyone else. I personally don't find the greyhound jokes too funny anymore, but to each his own. 
Don't have a problem with anything that anybody else finds funny, I just move on.
Don't have a problem with anything that anybody else finds funny, I just move on. ------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: It's like this joke , I put up not long ago, maybe we are all hostages of hormones, thank God I am over that:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
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desmond: I only laugh when I am on the greyhound bus
Now that wasn't funny!(yes it was) :laugh:
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alabamabebe: The parameters should be if it makes me laugh. Same for everyone else. I personally don't find the greyhound jokes too funny anymore, but to each his own. Don't have a problem with anything that anybody else finds funny, I just move on.
(thinking......"thank ya Jesus" )
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lusciousmile: It's those darned little emoticons, they give people away, all the time.
I'm so transparent
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Indyfella: Now that wasn't funny!
(yes it was) :laugh :
(yes it was) :laugh :
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mylifewithu: I had to come back in the room tho to type
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alabamabebe: The parameters should be if it makes me laugh. Same for everyone else. I personally don't find the greyhound jokes too funny anymore, but to each his own. Don't have a problem with anything that anybody else finds funny, I just move on.
And if I don't like a joke I don't go in putting it down, I just don't post in it, which is what the rules also tell us, right!------ This thread is Archived ------
Indyfella: I'm so transparent
Indy, is that really you, you look pissed! 
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alabamabebe: Really, it kinda was!
To find out, we need to get 40 "gloom and doomers" to evaluate the comment....then we can decide if it was funny
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Indyfella: But you did follow my instructions
I saw it after I posted, I got excited 
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alabamabebe: Indy, is that really you, you look pissed!
Yeah.......I posted it after reading dickwad's comments on the Truck thread.
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