Joke of the day (5)

Aug 19, 2008 4:32 PM CST Joke of the day
anglophile
anglophileanglophileChattown, Washington USA4 Threads 623 Posts
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican , and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver,

but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that - he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop.

The Chief then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'Governor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'He's got the f**ing Pope as a chauffeur!'
Aug 20, 2008 1:04 AM CST Joke of the day
tinaferrara
tinaferraratinaferraraedinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK13 Threads 210 Posts
funny,we should be able to laugh at ourselves,im catholic and this as given me a giggle
Aug 20, 2008 10:51 AM CST Joke of the day
anglophile
anglophileanglophileChattown, Washington USA4 Threads 623 Posts
I'm Catholic too and it made me laugh because I wasn't expecting the ending.
Aug 20, 2008 11:02 AM CST Joke of the day
Coopy
CoopyCoopyPetersfield, Hampshire, England UK4 Threads 35 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Aug 20, 2008 2:41 PM CST Joke of the day
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Im an Atheist and dont even believe in God but still thought it was hilarious laugh grin laugh
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