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I was talking to my neighbor's little six-year-old girl the other day.
I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, "I want to
be President!"
Both of her parents,liberal Democrats, were standing there and they beamed
proudly.
I said, "That's wonderful! If you were President, what would be the first thing
you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal," I told her. "But, you know, you don't have to wait
until you're President to do that. In fact, you could start doing that right
now! You can come over to my house and mow my yard, pull weeds, and sweep my
sidewalks, and I'll pay you $50. Then, I'll take you over to the store where
this homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new
house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, while her parents glared at me.
The little girl then looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the
homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her folks still aren't talking to me.