Foreigner in Spain (7)
ahahaha!Claire ! One of my fav jokes!!!
BTW : cojones de toro
BTW : cojones de toro
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Emm sorry to say BUT from a MALE VIEW and proud owner of a pair
[------------>THIS HERTS...AND PAINFULL<------------
{but it's a good one...hehe}
[------------>THIS HERTS...AND PAINFULL<------------
{but it's a good one...hehe}
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HardStep: Emm sorry to say BUT from a MALE VIEW and proud owner of a pair
[------------>THIS HERTS...AND PAINFULL<------------{but it's a good one...hehe}
[------------>THIS HERTS...AND PAINFULL<------------{but it's a good one...hehe}
Oh God you're like a Ghost! Where did you find this?
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cristina: Oh God you're like a Ghost! Where did you find this?
I meant wave and not yawn
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claire490: this is one of my favourites!
So there was this guy who went to Spain for the first time. He enters a restaurant and asks the waiter what their speciality is. The waiter replies "Cohones di Toro" (hope i got the spelling right hihi). Anyway the guy is puzzled and asks what it is. The waiter explains that there is a bullfight every day and when the bull loses they cut off his balls and serve them on a silver platter. So the guy decides to try it.
The waiter brings the guy a huge plate with the biggest pair of balls the guy has ever seen in his life. He tries this new food and loves it. The next day the guy goes to the same restaurant and orders "Cohones di Toro". Like the previous day, the waiter brings him the huge pair of balls on a silver plate and once again, the guy loves it.
On the third day the guy decided to go back. He orders "Cohones di Toro" but this time, when the waiter brings his food, the guy is dissapointed to see that the balls are very tiny. Puzzled, the guy asks the waiter if there was a mistake.
The waiter replies, "No signor, but sometimes, the bull, he wins!"
So there was this guy who went to Spain for the first time. He enters a restaurant and asks the waiter what their speciality is. The waiter replies "Cohones di Toro" (hope i got the spelling right hihi). Anyway the guy is puzzled and asks what it is. The waiter explains that there is a bullfight every day and when the bull loses they cut off his balls and serve them on a silver platter. So the guy decides to try it.
The waiter brings the guy a huge plate with the biggest pair of balls the guy has ever seen in his life. He tries this new food and loves it. The next day the guy goes to the same restaurant and orders "Cohones di Toro". Like the previous day, the waiter brings him the huge pair of balls on a silver plate and once again, the guy loves it.
On the third day the guy decided to go back. He orders "Cohones di Toro" but this time, when the waiter brings his food, the guy is dissapointed to see that the balls are very tiny. Puzzled, the guy asks the waiter if there was a mistake.
The waiter replies, "No signor, but sometimes, the bull, he wins!"
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So there was this guy who went to Spain for the first time. He enters a restaurant and asks the waiter what their speciality is. The waiter replies "Cohones di Toro" (hope i got the spelling right hihi). Anyway the guy is puzzled and asks what it is. The waiter explains that there is a bullfight every day and when the bull loses they cut off his balls and serve them on a silver platter. So the guy decides to try it.
The waiter brings the guy a huge plate with the biggest pair of balls the guy has ever seen in his life. He tries this new food and loves it. The next day the guy goes to the same restaurant and orders "Cohones di Toro". Like the previous day, the waiter brings him the huge pair of balls on a silver plate and once again, the guy loves it.
On the third day the guy decided to go back. He orders "Cohones di Toro" but this time, when the waiter brings his food, the guy is dissapointed to see that the balls are very tiny. Puzzled, the guy asks the waiter if there was a mistake.
The waiter replies, "No signor, but sometimes, the bull, he wins!"