Fishing or Church? ( Archived) (13)

Sep 1, 2008 11:09 PM CST Fishing or Church?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Fishing or church

One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church rather than to go fishing. To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did. My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of us."laugh
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Sep 1, 2008 11:14 PM CST Fishing or Church?
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
They should have put a piece of bait in the poor box and took a few bucks. cheers
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Sep 2, 2008 12:09 AM CST Fishing or Church?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
mastic55: They should have put a piece of bait in the poor box and took a few bucks.


Blind man walks past the fish market and says:
Good morning Ladies.devil
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Sep 2, 2008 12:12 AM CST Fishing or Church?
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
friendsfirst: Blind man walks past the fish market and says:
Good morning Ladies.
Or maybe my neighborhood without the fish market, just the ladies.lol
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Sep 2, 2008 12:13 AM CST Fishing or Church?
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
friendsfirst: Blind man walks past the fish market and says:
Good morning Ladies.
talk to hand snooty blah


laugh
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Sep 2, 2008 12:15 AM CST Fishing or Church?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
mastic55: Or maybe my neighborhood without the fish market, just the ladies.lol


Sometimes bad jokes are better than no jokes.laugh
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Sep 2, 2008 1:59 AM CST Fishing or Church?
SirenLydia
SirenLydiaSirenLydiaBury St Edmunds, Suffolk, England UK45 Threads 2 Polls 4,138 Posts
friendsfirst: Sometimes bad jokes are better than no jokes.


sometimes no jokes are better than bad jokes







peace devil
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Oct 20, 2008 4:52 PM CST Fishing or Church?
blackorchids4u
blackorchids4ublackorchids4uwyandotte, Michigan USA4 Threads 310 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue tongue tongue thats good one
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Nov 30, 2008 12:50 AM CST Fishing or Church?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
blackorchids4u: thats good one


thats a bad onerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue tongue tongue
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Nov 30, 2008 2:46 AM CST Fishing or Church?
Apostophe
ApostopheApostopheBoksburg, Gauteng South Africa64 Threads 1,937 Posts
A slighly diffirent angle;


I hardly ever visit a church these days - only for weddings etc. but i do love the atmosphere - and of course - the organ - where they still have a real one that is......
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Nov 30, 2008 3:41 AM CST Fishing or Church?
Apostophe
ApostopheApostopheBoksburg, Gauteng South Africa64 Threads 1,937 Posts
Apologies again,



Also not a joke.
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Nov 30, 2008 1:49 PM CST Fishing or Church?
Spursky
SpurskySpurskyOzark, Missouri USA2 Posts
friendsfirst: Blind man walks past the fish market and says:
Good morning Ladies.

scold Hey Mastic~~~ That joke was bad~~ But was soooo GOOD!!!!! Thanks a million for the chuckles!!!!banana banana banana
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Nov 30, 2008 1:52 PM CST Fishing or Church?
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
friendsfirst: Fishing or church

One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church rather than to go fishing. To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did. My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
I would go fishing, No church for me ever.professor applause devil
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