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Sep 25, 2008 2:50 AM CST laughs for the day.....
Karma3
Karma3Karma3Somewhere, Tamil Nadu India121 Threads 826 Posts
John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only o*al'.
John says: 'what is o*al?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too'


The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!


A man is dying of cancer.
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??'..
Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'


'I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'


YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!


A lady tells her Man: 'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the
dinner table'.
The man climbs into bed slowly and says: 'Honey, would you please pass me the va*ina?'


Question: 'what's common between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'
'BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND'
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Sep 25, 2008 2:56 AM CST laughs for the day.....
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
some folk might argue that the last one's answer is "they're both found in a cave"! laugh laugh
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Sep 25, 2008 2:56 AM CST laughs for the day.....
kayrachelle
kayrachellekayrachelleElkhart, Indiana USA2 Threads 125 Posts
oh my lanta.
rolling on the floor laughing applause
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Sep 25, 2008 3:01 AM CST laughs for the day.....
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway68 Threads 5 Polls 6,857 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 25, 2008 3:35 AM CST laughs for the day.....
Rexus
RexusRexusDili, Timor-Leste19 Threads 447 Posts
They are awesome! Thanks for posting them.cheering
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Oct 7, 2008 3:53 AM CST laughs for the day.....
wantstrue
wantstruewantstrueeverett, Washington USA8 Threads 45 Posts
good onesrolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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