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Sep 30, 2008 7:37 PM CST Good Scottish logic......................and it worked!..............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Good Scottish Logic ...


A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced.
Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay love," he says, "they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way." Cheers .....

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Sep 30, 2008 7:49 PM CST Good Scottish logic......................and it worked!..............
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druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
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Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CST Good Scottish logic......................and it worked!..............
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jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing well it works!!!
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Sep 30, 2008 10:30 PM CST Good Scottish logic......................and it worked!..............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Seen this a long time ago on another forum and thought it deserved another round.
Maybe give someone else and idea?

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