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Nov 2, 2008 9:28 AM CST Hope this makes you smile.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Hope this makes you smile...

EVER WONDER where we are headed...


Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin?



Why women can't put on mascara

with their mouth closed?



Why you don't ever see the headline:

'Psychic Wins Lottery'?



Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?



Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?



Why you have to click on 'Start'

to stop Windows 98?



Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?



Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?



Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?



Who tastes dog food when it has a

'new & improved' flavour?



Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?



Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?



Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?



Why they are called apartments when

they are all stuck together?



If con is the opposite of pro,

is Congress the opposite of progress?



Why they call the airport 'the terminal'

if flying is so safe?
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druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing these are all good, Jenny!


If con is the opposite of pro,

is Congress the opposite of progress?
yeslaugh laugh laugh

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