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Nov 2, 2008 12:10 PM CST She made a good observation huh?...................Female compassion............not
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his
Wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said,
'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we
Could make love again?'
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now
Had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder
And said, 'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' She
Agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and
He tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?'
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny....



...but I have to get up in the morning and you don't.'
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Nov 2, 2008 12:13 PM CST She made a good observation huh?...................Female compassion............not
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
doh Sorry, I know it's a joke...I'll tiptoe back out. hug
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Nov 2, 2008 12:21 PM CST She made a good observation huh?...................Female compassion............not
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
druidess6308: Sorry, I know it's a joke...I'll tiptoe back out.


Sometimes just not thinking about reality.
doh
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Nov 2, 2008 12:23 PM CST She made a good observation huh?...................Female compassion............not
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
hollandgirl: Sometimes just not thinking about reality.



You've been there, too, HG...that's why I tiptoed back out quietly. It's ok...it didn't hurt, it just didn't strike my funny bone, either, maybe because it is still too close.

hug Luv ya, Jenny. hug
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