I don't feel like it...... (3)
Too cool - glad you still alive telling the story. Hey you gotbig ones
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Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!!
What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I
said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewellery
department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me
tell you... she was so excited.
She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started
to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet
when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't
feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'