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COPIERS: They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective productive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRES: Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
SPONGES: Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because it’s always getting hit on
SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER: Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female. You thought it’d be male but consider this; it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.