spiceygamble: When I was out rollerskating, the neighbor's kid liked to toss rocks at my feet, trying to trip me up. Fortunately I was an excellent skater, so I chased his *ss down the block to his mother's house and beat the snuff, tar and a few feathers out of his butt... then I tossed him in the carp pond. The best part was when I screamed to his mother that he was fighting and swimming in the fish pond. She immediately snatched him out & beat his rump to a pulp.
How does that saying go... "HELL HATH NO FURY..."... yeah.
Thanks for the reminder to never get on your bad side.
My cousin used to stay at our house a lot and we went to the same school. For some reason she never brought her school uniform and always had to borrow one of mine. En route to school, I would spit all over the uniform of mine that she was wearing...because it was mine....I cannot remember my justification for that...just plain mean I was....
One spring a kid named Charles "Chuck" Erdman ticked me off. I mean, he really, REALLY ticked me off. The following Halloween I went on a "window soaping" spree and gleefully wrote "Chuck Erdman was here!" on about 60 car windows around my home town.
*Note to Chuck* Sorry you got grounded for 3 weeks for something that I did. But you shouldn't have ticked me off!
We had a huge german shepherd and he loved small kids. But his only problem was he would get so excited being around someone so small that he'd knock them down with his wagging tail. Well, I had many mean streaks with my little sister because she was the only one who could ever get away with anything. So every time she would go outside with her roller skates on, I'd let the dog loose!!!!!!!!! Yep, you guessed it! Knocked her down every time!
spiceygamble: When I was out rollerskating, the neighbor's kid liked to toss rocks at my feet, trying to trip me up. Fortunately I was an excellent skater, so I chased his *ss down the block to his mother's house and beat the snuff, tar and a few feathers out of his butt... then I tossed him in the carp pond. The best part was when I screamed to his mother that he was fighting and swimming in the fish pond. She immediately snatched him out & beat his rump to a pulp.
How does that saying go... "HELL HATH NO FURY..."... yeah.
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She immediately snatched him out & beat his rump to a pulp.
How does that saying go...
"HELL HATH NO FURY..."... yeah.
Thanks for the reminder to never get on your bad side.