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Hi all,

I was thinking of uploading a new ad on my profile, feel free to make any comments.
NB : should you point out wrong grammar, I will not be offended, English is not my native language.

1960ish French Made Model.
Export Model with lots of extras (fully bilingual Central Unit Software English/French + at a lesser extend other European Languages)

This Unit (CPU) has been fitted overtime with various « plugs in » like DIY 8.0, COOKING 9.8 , Home work easy widget1.0.
Quite surprisingly the existing Operating system (OS) has been upgraded successfully with a new Service Pack (SPII) in order to perform Laundering 2.1, Quick Ironing 1.1 and Basic housekeeping 3.4.1 whilst the outdated design of the original OS should not have accepted it.
Downward compatibility with newer OS can be performed, within limits.
System comes bugs free and with a virus free warranty.

Carefully Engineered, extremely well maintained.
Previously registered in the U.K with English registration
Fully Moted.
overall condition vs Mileage :excellent

Mainly used on fatigue free motorways went lately into bumpy tracks.
Still: Excellent engine (lots of pull and plenty of power at high end)
Ready for high Revs but run smooth on idle.
Low friction assembly with reduced consumption design (miles per Pt).
Cold start absolutely problem free, NO choke needed, unless extreme adverse conditions (Nights out).
Currently finely tuned, some care should be taken in order to avoid overall performances to deteriorate.
Dash board fitted with warning signals.
Instructions (sometimes obscures) should be read carefully and understood prior to any type of utilisation.
Extra attention should be taken in case of blinking red light (not likely to happen if maintenance performed on a regular basis, carelessness on this particular aspect will affect reliability).
In this case, allow a complete cool down and do not attempt to re-start before a comprehensive trouble shooting.

Not equipped with rear DVD playing systems for kids, room exist to accommodate some and those can be retrofitted, wiring was instaled for one unit, but is no longer in use.

Sound road holding even in slippery conditions, chassis would cope with heavy loads, can do some towing.
Note : Model is Not designed to perform as a towing van.
This Model IS NOT equipped with a central rear view mirror, but comes with small side mirrors for occasional backward view only when desirable.
Body work was in a pristine condition, but has suffered minor dents in last five years of Off Road use.
Can be fixed by new owner, no panel beating needed.
Would become a daily reliable cruiser , with an enjoyable ride, to an experienced lady driver, NOT suitable for young drivers.
Full service history available on request.
Overnight Test drive out of question.

Er........er....... should you make spend time working on this... please don't charge me too much (would trade against CS wine bootle)

Post went unnoticed....
or perhaps, I am the only one finding that ad humorous...... ?

When I get home, I will post my thoughts Channelwrongwayup.

Hope you are well.

Hello Sommer

Still on holiday, lucky you !
Hope you are well too
C

hey really good..

wishing you all the best in finding what you are looking for..

Analysis:

Too long and too many special terms. The main theme is clear from the very beginning: it’s about computers and cars, has to be a male ad.


Opinion:

If the advertiser means to employ the same language in the prospective relationships… Well, good luck then.

Hi..Never mind all that..And happy new year.

Are you in the volley ball team?..Lets face it you live/come from sweden...You never said yes or no...