Tea and Sympathy. ( Archived) (9)

I only got 2 hours sleep last night thanks to two cats, one mine, one belonging to Fl. Got out of bed and my leg brace broke. Never, buy from Blacky's Prostheses are US, in Armpit, ON. Any way , since my truck is a standard shift I asked a neighbour if she would come with me to work the clutch by pressing down on it with her hand. Two blocks away from home, a cop sees this woman's head bobbing up and down over my lap. He pulls me over and demands that I step out of my truck. While attempting to get out, I fell into him, dislodging, and causing his firearm to discharge. The bullet ricochet off the pavement and hit a passing truck filled with Penguins being delivered to the zoo. Actually there was one duck in the van with the penguins. Within a few minutes 4 cruisers were surrounding the scene. The van driver, at this time, inspecting the bullet hole and the penguins, allowed several of them to leap from the van. The duck stayed put. (ducks are cool under fire) but I digress. Now there are 4 police cruisers, a van, and 7 penguins wobbling around the street causing traffic havoc. I'm laying flat on my face with 4 Glocks pointed at my head while being cuffed. My neighbour, Sheila, is frozen in panic, still with her hand on the depressed clutch. An officer orders her to show her hands....she complies, screech, my truck lays rubber, smashes into the side of the van causing the balance of the penguins to flee..... Hang on, someone's at the door, I'll get back to this in a minute......

You have got to be kidding paws, OMFG...If I ever get this thing fixed with ym insurance company I am comming to see you cause wow man... that is insane~!

So , where does Tea and Sympathy come in?


Are you saying you are Tom Lee ?

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

Who is Tom Lee ? Paws

he was the protagonist in Tea ans Sympathy. He was in college , and the football players ostracized him. So he had an affair with the football coach's wife...because she liked his sensitive side. He wrote a best-selling book (in the movie) and returned to the college to acclaim. from what I can remember

This has to win the originality award....

...though it is so impossible to believe, it may be true!

The first time I read something from this guy that made sense and wasn't asking for Sympathy.... Although the 'Tea and Sympathy' start was a bit worrying.

dislodged his gun, lmfao

leo, aren't they secured there in canada?

make for a great story...