The perfect husband?? (7)

Nov 3, 2006 11:57 AM CST The perfect husband??
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market, they're asking £950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand, after all it really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too!"

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....





He smiles and asks:









"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
Nov 3, 2006 12:01 PM CST The perfect husband??
Johnny1060
Johnny1060Johnny1060Carlow, Ireland5 Threads 447 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one Kel.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 3, 2006 12:01 PM CST The perfect husband??
wave johnny... hows you chick??
Nov 3, 2006 12:14 PM CST The perfect husband??
Johnny1060
Johnny1060Johnny1060Carlow, Ireland5 Threads 447 Posts
Ah not bad, nothing a good nights sleep wouldnt cure. yawn yawn
Nov 4, 2006 7:05 PM CST The perfect husband??
hunnymummy
hunnymummyhunnymummyantrim, Antrim Ireland1 Threads 13 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Excellentrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 4, 2006 10:52 PM CST The perfect husband??
fcryan
fcryanfcryanlimerick, Limerick Ireland17 Threads 704 Posts
the perfect husband, partner




who, what, where, when? hehe
confused
Nov 4, 2006 10:54 PM CST The perfect husband??
fcryan
fcryanfcryanlimerick, Limerick Ireland17 Threads 704 Posts
is this realy the time........................ohohhelp
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