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And then he woke up from a drunken stupor.. only to find,himslf Naked as the day he was born ,tied to a railings and a dog licking his ...when he realised it had a been a dream for him cause the really did the Planet and he really did feel so and now he needed his for his hangover and a to bury his truly sad head cos it felt like from all the THE END!!!

The Beginning has begun, for you would like to think theJack is only a poor measly drunk, but he watches the Venus Alliens from above, They think they are safe but as they see the shadows cast from the moonlit night upon the ground below them, Shivers run through their bodies, they gather at the feet of their Queen for inspiration as they not only fear their outcome but know in their hearts it will not be Long,,,,,,,,,,

Before the probe is brought out again to sort him out once and for all...but wait ....which end to search for the almighty Jacks Brain ?? Shall We try the front or rear advance ...with one almighty roar and a good swift hop skip and a the left into form and had a brilliant Seeing as this was the last known life form of the once raveard male maybe they should...............

Have given more thought to their idea, probes could not protrude the super hero’s costume, but also Jack had a secret weapon, Yes he was totally aware of what their Queen had ordered as one of her Angels was loyal only to one,
She held the ear of the Devil Queen and was entrusted with her thoughts and wishes, she knew if she could fill the Devil Queen with her favourite drinks, Snowball and Babycham, the queen would rabbit on all night long as this drink combination was the latest in truth drug therapy.
The Queen had confided in this Angel that she was sad and lonely and it was in a moments anger that she banished the Maralliens from her planet, she had missed preparing his dinner and those everyday things, like the first Kiss in the morning, those secret little meetings that they shared at lunchtime but the feel of his body next to hers in her bed,
Each time the Queen drank her mixture her thoughts always remained the same until she eventually cried herself to sleep.
But as usual the following morning the Queen returned to her nasty ways as she held court with her Angels.
Unbeknown to the Queen, a lot of her Angels did not need the elixir to speak the truth and the corridors of the court echoed with whispers of tears and anguish, “A Man, a man this Kingdom for a Man”
Jack