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Again Typical Male Answer...

whoooooooooh Anything else you would like to share with the group

Hey! I celebrate being a man

sushi? or beer? I have both, but hurry, I'm both hungry and thirsty

Extra long lens
Which he bought in Dixon’s on sale, with the money he had
Hidden so carefully up
The bishop’s robes, whom he had met whilst
He was in Training for the S.A.S....
And it was there that they learnt to say more than their prayers, unfortunately though they sometimes.
Said more than a decade or two of the rosary every night before they went to bed and sometimes when the lights went out you could hear the "Bang, Bang!! "..And pounding noises coming from inside the barracks and they all knew never to question those noise
Mother superior, who was head of the religious branch of the sea’s she was known to be a...
Cross Dresser by night
She made an uglier man Dan she did woman, which was why she joined the sea’s nunnery, she also loved to torture souls by making them.
Watch her undress cos she knew it would shock them when they saw her HUGE
gun, which she kept hidden in the top of her knickers she always had it cocked n ready to use at a moments notice for any offending, foreign objects that came anywhere near her precious.
Rose garden, she was a keen gardener n had won prizes for her
Beautiful Colourful Bloomers
Which were beautiful to look at, but the smell would kill........
A three legged wonky donkey so called coos he lost one of his legs when Mother Superior who ride to S.A.S headquarters, which was in the hills of.......
Anyone who was invited, D red 1s released a deadly toxin, quickly overpowering those who were dressed well as in
D cross dressers
Than the S.A.S Gucci clad hit squad who also worked part time as
Intelegance Agents that sought out human life forms on the male planet of Mars ...so far they have come to the conclusion no need for worry from world domination as they found only a lower species exist and have now decided to.
To go to Venus the planet of women for more intellectual stimulation
Return to Venus on their intelligence quest, as it was here they found much higher life forms who with this Information and Superior Intellectual race they plan to
Rid the world of stupidity, and people who won't ask for directions when they are lost going to
Their mothers House
Cos without their Maps...they were completely lost, meantime Charlie, still looking for his angels came upon the Barracks that Mother superior ran with an Iron fist and a
Broomstick, because she was secretly a witch and was
Was at present on a recruitment drive for anyone who wanted to join her
In her quest to make the species from mars more intelligent n attractive to look at, though so far all she managed to do was
On her way to the bishops house as he was hosting "Antiques Road show” and she had a fine Relic to show him before finally giving.
Miss her cue...did we forget to say she was also very forgetful and not as Intelligent as most after all she had originally herself come from Mars so her own Intelligence was under

They would first need magnifying lens to view such a small brain- they would also need a spell to be able to make this species speak in a language that could be understood by them. Once this was done
They uttered the Magic Word "AlahKzam!!" and the door opened before them revealing
...revealing yet another magic door, trying the magic word the door wouldn't open. So they had to return.....
To the Master at which he then told them it had all been a horrible dream and they were still back on the nudist beach and no where to hide
their coddle which was made of snots on toast with Diareha pie all mixed up with a dead dogs eye, Piccadilly custard, half a pound of gick, all mixed together with a mugful of sick, which was in their handbags mixed with all
The other necessities you would find in the female purse...lazer gun, typhoid pill, juice maker, bandaids, swiss army knife...and the most shocking thing of all a vibrating
Armadillo, which was adopted by them after their unfortunate trip to
Egg timer!!...that was cracked right down the centre, it was damaged in the explosion when the Scientist returned from Mars after seeking out new life forms and now without it there was no way they could all
The planet mars, turns out this was the only intellectual speciMEN they could find
So not a wasted trip after all
as they had learnt so many things, and met so many new specimen- but now they needed to go on a retraining course for their magic fingers as when they were trying to light the fire to cook the coddle they realised poor Charlie was in the way and they
Accidentally burnt the most vital part of his Anatomy which was his
cranium, that was where all the information was stored for all their secret missions, and it also stored all the passages of the bible which they needed to know for all their nunn-ing jobs o the next step was to
Just shoot him and find someone more intelligent to lead them on
Send a probe to the next possible position of his secondary brain and locate this information somehow... so they lay him down and then with one mighty push shoved the probe
where the sun don't shine, they woulda used his nostrils but they were too disfigured n burnt, and anyways for some reason they seemed to have an irrational phobia of nostrils
so did indeed decide to shoot him- and so now the mission was on to find a new and improved leader. This quest brought them to
Venus!!...where they should have gone in the first place and saved themselves all THIS HASSLE!!!
But HASSLE was their middle name- so they lived to fight another day

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it looks so good when it's all put together

Best seller or what

wasted all my time editing the whole one and a half pages, correcting spelling errors only to find as I get to page 5 it's there in full

me thinks it's a one way ticket to planet mars for you