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8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants,open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 Catch sight of boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 Nap
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7.30 Candle lit dinner with champagne for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms