Womens profile's what turns men off .... (48)
jampet: well.. here's mine
woman- bit psycho but has her sane moments- only drug induced but can be vaguely human for at least 40 minutes if no cranberry juice taken at same time as meds.
carrying a few extra pounds- yeah i'm pregnant by some guy- might have been Tony- or Al, not too sure as that was one hell of a party .
I don't work- i hope to find someone who has the same ideals- my great grandfather paid tax, so why the heck should i have to get a job!?
A little argumentative
I occasionally have a drink
:: stands in line waiting for the onslaught of flowers and emails beging for my hand
and it is for these reasons we love you!!woman- bit psycho but has her sane moments- only drug induced but can be vaguely human for at least 40 minutes if no cranberry juice taken at same time as meds.
carrying a few extra pounds- yeah i'm pregnant by some guy- might have been Tony- or Al, not too sure as that was one hell of a party .
I don't work- i hope to find someone who has the same ideals- my great grandfather paid tax, so why the heck should i have to get a job!?
A little argumentative
I occasionally have a drink
:: stands in line waiting for the onslaught of flowers and emails beging for my hand
Elise39: and it is for these reasons we love you!!
hey you- take a number- this girl is realllllllllllllly busy
when ya got it , ya got it
jampet: Short fat frumpy forty-something mother of 12. moody and sulky. notorious temper...hence widowed 4 times. nickname bunnyboiler. looking for next meal ticket. must be willing to give give give or I'm not interested.
send photo with address and credit card details to High Security Wing, Mountjoy Prison.Any takers?
OMG- somtimes. i am sooooooooooo sorry that i'm straight!
send photo with address and credit card details to High Security Wing, Mountjoy Prison.Any takers?
OMG- somtimes. i am sooooooooooo sorry that i'm straight!
OoooooooooooooH Jampet, this is getting scary, when did you meet my ex?
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jampet: hey you- take a number- this girl is realllllllllllllly busy
when ya got it , ya got it
when ya got it , ya got it
you know..your gonna have to wear something to hide that growing belly of yours at the dublin meet...and can you for gosh sakes wear your teeth on the night...it woudln't go well if you left them at home...it's all part of being prepared...ha ha ha...
Sevenotwo: OoooooooooooooH Jampet, this is getting scary, when did you meet my ex?
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ooh- wrong quote
wexlady knows her, not me- i only mix with the Elise39: you know..your gonna have to wear something to hide that growing belly of yours at the dublin meet...and can you for gosh sakes wear your teeth on the night...it woudln't go well if you left them at home...it's all part of being prepared...ha ha ha...
wear my teeth?? what do you think got me in this mess in the first place??
jampet: wear my teeth?? what do you think got me in this mess in the first place??
can't believe i just said that
- time for bed methinks woman!! sleep deprivation is showing a whole sordid side of me i never knew existed!!Sevenotwo: Musical profile singing...
"I'm big, I'm round
I weigh two thousand pound"
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"I'm big, I'm round
I weigh two thousand pound"
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Hey did you steel that off my profile!...
should got that copy righted
[quote=Sevenotwo
I am not terrified...really, Im not...
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yeah right
I am not terrified...really, Im not...
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yeah right jampet: can't believe i just said that - time for bed methinks woman!! sleep deprivation is showing a whole sordid side of me i never knew existed!!
night..
and don't worry hun..it's whats inside that counts...just look at me...I weigh a thousand pounds missing a few teeth like yourself and have that body oder thing...and I'm still gettin flowers... Elise39: night.. and don't worry hun..it's whats inside that counts...just look at me...I weigh a thousand pounds missing a few teeth like yourself and have that body oder thing...and I'm still gettin flowers...
Still not terrified...much
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Sevenotwo: Still not terrified...much
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be afraid....be very afraid7
Nothing wrong with saying what you want is there cause if you dont ask you dont get !!!!!
I would be one of the " he must be tall " gang I like tall men Im a tall girl and with heels on it adds a few inches so why shouldnt I put it out there.
I would be one of the " he must be tall " gang I like tall men Im a tall girl and with heels on it adds a few inches so why shouldnt I put it out there.
Whats wrong with wanting a tall man?! Just practical in my case....
And mine!!!
How tall is tall? Are you talking 6ft+?
or just taller than you, (who are the perfect height, of course)?
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or just taller than you, (who are the perfect height, of course)?
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Sevenotwo: How tall is tall? Are you talking 6ft+?
or just taller than you, (who are the perfect height, of course)?
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or just taller than you, (who are the perfect height, of course)?
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Well as long as he is taller than me and I know we're all the same height lying down !!!
But some men do must put it up they say must be slim or petite, and I dont have a problem with it. Its just people being honest and saying up front what they are looking for I have seen profiles stating what weight women should be as well, it doesnt bother me at all so if you want to put it up on your profile that you dont want to date a girl who's backside blocked out the sunlight then thats what you stating what you want/dont want and I see no problem in that.
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send photo with address and credit card details to High Security Wing, Mountjoy Prison.
Any takers?
OMG- somtimes. i am sooooooooooo sorry that i'm straight!